Broadway producer Max Bialystock and his accountant, Leo Bloom plan to make money by charming wealthy old biddies to invest in a production many times over the actual cost, and then put on a sure-fire flop, so nobody will ask for their money back – and what can be a more certain flop than a tasteless musical celebrating Hitler.
Max Bialystock
Leo Bloom
Ulla
Franz Liebkind
Roger DeBris
Carmen Ghia
Hold Me-Touch Me
Prison Trustee
Judge
Lick Me-Bite Me
Kiss Me-Feel Me
Mr. Marks
Bag Lady
Cab Driver
Brian the Set Designer
Kevin the Costume Designer
Shirley Markowitz / Little Old Lady
Sabu the Houseboy
Jason Green
Ticket Taker
Lead Tenor
Officer O'Toole
Officer O'Rourke
Jail Guard
Jury Foreman
Sing Sing Prison Guard
Hilda the Pigeon / Tom the Cat (voice)
Stormtrooper
Stormtrooper Mel
Jack Lapidus/ Soundtrack Vocallist
Little Old Lady
Producer
Director
Screenplay