Sam and Dave are living the boring life until they are beckoned to Sam's uncle's Island. When they get there (still not quite sure how that worked) they are compelled by beautiful women and a dastardly enemy of the Island. After accidentally convincing Sam's uncle to sign away rights to his island, they must somehow fix the problem.
Sam
Dave
Hemlock
Sonja
Alex
Rex Carver
Irv
Norm
Bob
Flash
Old Hermit
Young Hemlock
Chef / Bosun Jack
Gino
Dorky Man
Gus
Morgan Poundage #1
Hemlock's Assistant
Mermaid
Belly Dancer
Director
Executive Producer
Screenplay
Producer