Inspector Clouseau disappears, and the Surete wants the world's second best detective to look for him. However, Clouseau's enemy, Dreyfus, rigs the Surete's computer to select, instead, the world's WORST detective, NYPD Sgt. Clifton Sleigh. Sleigh obtusely bungles his way past assassins and corrupt officials as though he were Clouseau's American cousin.
Sir Charles Litton
George Lytton
Chief Insp. Charles LaRousse Dreyfus
Countess Chandra
Lady Simone Litton
Bruno Langois
Prof. Auguste Balls
Cato Fong
Sergeant Clifton Sleigh
Chief Insp. Jacques Clouseau
Juleta Shane (AKA Julie Morgan)
Bored Waiter
Sergeant Francois Duval
General Bufoni
Valencia Police Chief
Harvey Hamilcard III
Mr. Chong
Denise
Angry Hooker
Lugash Secret Policeman
Lt. Palmyra
Taxi Driver
Dave
President Sandover Haleesh
Rich Old Lady
Marta Balls
Cunny
Charlie
ENT Doctor
1st Mafia Boss
Arthur
Dr. Arno Stang
Maurice Steiger
Doctor
Concierge
Bellboy
Deputy Commissioner
Doorman
4th Mafia Boss
2nd Speedboat Man
Spanish Nurse
French Taxi Driver
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