Charlie and Dan have been best friends and business partners for thirty years; their Manhattan public relations firm is on the verge of a huge business deal with a Japanese company. With two weeks to sew up the contract, Dan gets a surprise: a woman he married on a drunken impulse nearly nine years before (annulled the next day) shows up to tell him he's the father of her twins, now seven, and she'll be in jail for 14 days for a political protest. Dan volunteers to keep the tykes, although he's uptight and clueless. With Charlie's help is there any way they can be dad and uncle, meet the kids' expectations, and still land the account?
Charlie
Dan
Vicki
Zach
Emily
Amanda
Ralph White
Jimmy Lunchbox
Yancy Devlin
Gary - Child Proofer #1
Nick - Child Proofer #2
Martha
Gloria Lawrence
Troop Leader Adam
Condo Woman
Tattoo Artist
Yoshiro Nishamura
Riku
Kelly
Singing Hostess
Singing Waiter 2
Indian Guy
Grandma
Singing Waiter 3
Hot Waitress 2
Japanese Executive
Rayburn & Reed Employee
Japanese Flight Attendant
Cute Soccer Kid
Soccer Kid
Dancer
Back-Up Singer
Muppet
Muppet
Muppet
Muppet
Gorilla
Zoo Security Guard
Zoo Maintenance
Ice Cream Girl (uncredited)
Restaurant Patron (uncredited)
Japanese Security Guard #1 (uncredited)
Businessman (uncredited)
South Beach Dude (uncredited)
Conga Line Dancer (uncredited)
Writer
Director
Producer
Executive Producer