Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.
John
Ted (voice)
Samantha
Tami-Lynn
Donny
Patrick Meighan
Sam J. Jones
Guy
Rick
Frank
Shep Wild
Joy
Tom Jessup
Judge
Customer
Fertility Doctor
Narrator (voice)
Tom Brady
Jay Leno
Jimmy Kimmel
Kate McKinnon
Bobby Moynihan
Taran Killam
Dr. Ed Danzer
Karl Jackson
Comic
Adoption Agent
Female Nurse
Allison
Blind Guy
Waitress
Todd Kidder
Boston Newscaster
Boston Neighbor
NYC Doctor
Obi-Wan
Stormtrooper
Receptionist
Cyclist
Pundit
Pundit
Pundit
Pundit
Pundit
Pundit
Cop (Boston PD)
Meighan Assistant
Reporter
Nerd (Wedgie)
Security Guard
Borg
Hellboy
Police Dispatcher
Diner Waitress
Bachelor Party Guest
Ted Toy (voice)
Tiffany
Cake Girl (uncredited)
Piano / Ginger Girl (uncredited)
Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
Hot Comic Con Girl (uncredited)
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Flash Girl (uncredited)
Bar Patron (uncredited)
Piano / Ginger Girl (uncredited)
Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Reporter (uncredited)
Comic Con Booth Girl (uncredited)
Fairy at Comic Con (uncredited)
Comic Con Booth Girl (uncredited)
Kissing Couple (uncredited)
Scat Pack Girl #2 (uncredited)
Ginger Girl (uncredited)
Well Wisher (uncredited)
Dancer (uncredited)
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Woman at Diner (uncredited)
Ted's Attorney (uncredited)
Director
Producer
Writer
Executive Producer