Haru, an orphaned American who washes ashore in Japan and is mistaken for the great White Ninja of legend. Raised among the finest Ninjas, Haru grows strong and big - very big. With the grace of all Three Stooges rolled into one body, Haru is an embarrassment to his clan. But when a beautiful blonde pleads for his help, Haru is given one dangerous, disastrously funny chance to prove himself.
Haru
Allison Page / Sally Jones
Gobei
Martin Tanley
Joey
Sensei
Nobu
Izumo
Old Japanese Man
Head Kobudosai
Mr. Ozaru
Busboy
Driver
Policeman
Policeman
Fisherman
Chet Walters (uncredited)
Female Traveler
Reporter
Security Person
Young Haru
Bouncer
Bouncer
Motorcycle Rider
Desk Manager (uncredited)
Shrimp Lady (uncredited)
Japanese Antique Shop Proprietor (uncredited)
Karate Kid (uncredited)
Martial Artist (uncredited)
Screenplay
Executive Producer
Director
Producer