E1 - The Proof is in the Penis

Aired: February 04, 2010

In an attempt to get Sarah to “man up”, Laura falsely informs her that she was born with both a penis and a vagina. Brian and Steve are haunted by the ghost of Mr. Jenkins.

E2 - The Silverman and the Pillows

Aired: February 11, 2010

After Sarah's morning brunch at Romanski's is interrupted by a children's book reading, Sarah goes on a crusade of her own to show how easy it is to make children's books and television. Jay and his "anti-Sarah" support group, square off with Sarah on Real Time with Bill Maher. Laura informs Brian and Steve that their balls have an unpleasant odor.

E3 - A Slip Slope

Aired: February 18, 2010

Sarah sues "Home Alone", the movie, for influencing her to accidentally murder her new neighbor. Her eloquent case about the dangerous influence of entertainment leads her to the position of official censor of Valley Village television. Brian seeks revenge on a bird who repeatedly poos on his head.

E4 - Nightmayor

Aired: February 25, 2010

Sarah is sick of hearing about the upcoming mayoral election, so she amuses herself by campaigning for a fake write-in candidate whom she calls, "May Kadoody." An actual May Kadoody steps forward when her name is, shockingly, announced as the winner. Kadoody outlaws brunch and gay marriage, interfering with Steve's dream of marrying Brian.

E5 - Smellin' of Troy

Aired: March 11, 2010

Sarah reconnects with her childhood imaginary friend, Troy, who lures into a life of sex and drugs. After Brian refuses to let Steve play in his band, Steve creates a song that mocks Brian, and gains immense popularity on the internet.

E6 - A Fairly Attractive Mind

Aired: March 19, 2010

Sarah has the mistaken epiphany that she is retarded, and tries to use her disability to inspire people. Brian and Steve accidentally bump heads while trying to pick up a magical dragon phone and switch bodies.

E7 - Songs in the Key of Yuck

Aired: March 26, 2010

Sarah and Steve go to a jam band concert where Sarah convinces all of the fans that they are tripping.

E8 - Just Breve

Aired: April 02, 2010

Sarah narrates the story of Steve creating a baby robot.

E9 - A Good Van is Hard to Find

Aired: April 09, 2010

Brian and Steve have a stand-off to decide who will do the laundry.

E10 - Wowschwitz

Aired: April 16, 2010

Laura and Sarah mount dueling Holocaust memorials.