E1 - Bored of the Rings

Aired: October 03, 2007

Sarah discovers that the community group she joins is a radical anti-abortion group; a game of "Dungeons and Dragons" interferes with Steve and Brian's plans for a date night.

E2 - Joan of Arf

Aired: October 10, 2007

Authorities take Sarah's dog Doug away when she is witnessed licking his hindquarters. Distraught, Sarah goes on a quest to redeem herself.

E3 - Face Wars

Aired: October 17, 2007

Sarah strongly believes that it is much easier to be a black person in America than it is to be a Jewish person. To prove her point she decides to become black for a day. Meanwhile, Brian and Steve get carried away smoking medical marijuana.

E4 - Doodie

Aired: October 24, 2007

When their mother's grave is vandalized, Sarah and Laura become contestants on their favorite TV show in hopes of winning enough money to replace the tombstone.

E5 - Ah, Men

Aired: October 31, 2007

Sarah starts a relationship with God who turns out to be needy and insecure. However, she still hopes to show him off at her upcoming high school reunion. In the mean time, Brian and Steve question the origins of their sexuality.

E6 - Maid to Border

Aired: November 07, 2007

Sarah fires her maid, Dora, believing that she has stolen her beloved Hamburglar doll. When her life slips into filthy disarray, Sarah goes to Mexico to get her maid back, but Dora has since gained unexpected power.

E7 - High, It's Sarah

Aired: October 08, 2008

Sarah gets high for the first time, and leaves herself a voicemail imploring herself to treat her stoned thoughts seriously, and to act on them. Jay has a problem with nocturnal emission.

E8 - The Mongolian Beef

Aired: October 09, 2008

Sarah discovers her Russian ancestors were raped by Mongolians. Steve's homemade short films get him some popularity with a demographic he'd never thought possible.

E9 - Making New Friends

Aired: October 16, 2008

Sarah realizes her old friends aren't that much fun, so she decides to look for new ones.

E10 - Patriot Tact

Aired: October 23, 2008

Sarah defends our freedom by running over anyone with a beard.

E11 - Pee

Aired: October 30, 2008

Sarah has a problem with bedwetting. Well, Actually she's quite good at it.

E12 - There's No Place Like Homeless

Aired: November 06, 2008

Sarah joins the rank of the homeless after losing her keys, but seems to like her new status after meeting an old friend who shows her the advantages of living on the streets.

E13 - Fetus Don't Fail Me Now

Aired: November 13, 2008

Sarah cannot believe she is pregnant, and it seems to be too much for her to handle.

E14 - I Thought My Dad Was Dead, But It Turns Out He's Not

Aired: November 20, 2008

Sarah discovers that her father is not dead. Brian spends a ridiculous amount of money on a DVD set, then commits to watching it enough times that it will make itself more economical than if he'd rented it. Guest starring Tim Heidecker as Jay's grief counselor.

E15 - Kangamangus

Aired: December 04, 2008

Brian and Sarah set out to coin the next big word, in hopes it will become part of society's slang terms.

E16 - Vow Wow

Aired: December 11, 2008

Sarah becomes engaged to Doug.