Left on the doorstep of an orphanage run by nuns, three newborn knuckleheads grow up to be finger-poking, nyuk-nyuking janitors named Larry, Curly and Moe. When they learn that financial problems will soon force the only home they've ever known to close, the trio sets out to raise $830,000 in one month. Out in the world for the very first time, the three innocent bumblers become embroiled in a murder plot and find stardom on a TV reality show.
Larry
Curly
Moe
Mother Superior
Lydia
Sister Rosemary
Mac
Mr. Harter
Sister Mary-Mengele
Teddy
Mrs. Harter
Sister Bernice
Sister Ricarda
Monsignor Ratliffe
The Situation
Snooki
JWoww
Ronnie
Sammi
Young Moe
Young Larry
Young Curly
Peezer
Moe's Hip Executive
Camera Man
Head Nurse
Ling
Executive
Golf Superintendent Dave Lamson
Heavyset Woman
Japanese Chef
Jon Hamm
Orderly
Woman Reporter
Balloon Girl
Nun
Nun
Laundry Worker
Officer Mycroft
Nurse Crotchet
Orphan
Weezer
Dancer
Dwight Howard
Handsome Guy #1
Zoo Protester (uncredited)
Doctor Gray (uncredited)
Modern Day Orphan (uncredited)
Valet (uncredited)
Camera Guy (uncredited)
Child #2 (as Apple Kocsis)
Modern Day Orphan (uncredited)
Woman on Street (uncredited)
Upscale Party Guy (uncredited)
Doorman (uncredited)
Party Guest (uncredited)
Director
Screenplay
Producer
Executive Producer