E1 - Maimed Manor

Aired: February 02, 2001

Paralyzed in a car accident, Riley O'Reilly receives a mansion as settlement. Riley spends all of his settlement money on parties and beer, and his differently abled friends leave because he's always drunk. Riley comes to them to entice them to live with him, on the condition that he gives up drinking.

E2 - Bad Manors

Aired: February 09, 2001

Spalding gets all the quads jobs so they can get their self esteem back. When they're all fired, they start renting out their mansion to people who want to have parties. Things turn out pretty wrong when the Hells Angels end up at the Bromberg's house, par Blazer's bad writing skills.

E3 - 1-800-Gimp

Aired: February 16, 2001

Desperate to climb the social ladder, Liz Bromberg tries to exploit the magnificent severed by holding a Telethon for ""unfortunate gimps"".

E4 - The Fraud Quad

Aired: February 23, 2001

Reilly is determined to prove a suave visitor is a fraud before the Latin Love Quad steals Franny's heart.

E5 - Christmas Holidaze

Aired: December 17, 2001

Reilly's battle with sobriety is challenged over Christmas, especially with a barkeeper for a friend.

E6 - Lifewheel 3000

Aired: March 02, 2001

Reilly wins a hi-tech wheelchair. 'GAL', at a Handi-Capable Home Show. GAL is the ultimate gadget, until the machine takes over Reilly's life.

E7 - Gonads Faust

Aired: March 09, 2001

Suddenly unable to perform in the bedroom, Reilly does a deal with the devil; erections-on-demand for his soul.

E8 - Monkey In The Middle

Aired: March 16, 2001

Reilly buys a trained monkey to be his new hands and feet, prompting his pals to fill the house with more hairy assistants.

E9 - The Son's Also Blinded

Aired: March 23, 2001

The unexpected visit of Fontaines' son sets Franny's biological clock ticking, prompting Reilly to experiment with various methods of sterilization.

E10 - Guinea Pigs

Aired: March 30, 2001

The promise of money and drugs lures Reilly and friends to be subjects for medical experiments. The results are brilliant - untill the side effects kick in.

E11 - The Unkindest Cut

Aired: April 06, 2001

An attractive 'thalidomide', Randy, moves into Maimed Manor. Reilly is swept up in the local election, running for City Council against Liz Bromberg.

E12 - Fatal Distraction

Aired: April 13, 2001

Spalding blackmails Reilly into helping him win the heart of an old flame whilst Griz's rough 'n' tumble alcoholic sister tries to win Spalding.

E13 - Spalding in the Family Way

Aired: April 20, 2001

Spalding's parents come to visit, but Spalding thinks they don't know he's gay.