E1 - Cake Train

Aired: January 14, 2014

C-Czar enrolls in Dad Academy; Pretty Liz's pregnancy creates tension on PubLizity; another unsuspecting victim is pranked with Too Much Tuna.

E2 - canadiansafesex

Aired: January 21, 2014

Mikey considers losing his virginity; Tunes goes into labor; Bobby Bottleservice becomes an unenthusiastic gigolo.

E3 - Oh Armond

Aired: January 28, 2014

Armond is under house arrest for his wife's murder; Rich Dicks must deliver the eulogy at Grandpa Goobie's funeral or risk losing their inheritance; geologist R. Schrift explains rocks.

E4 - Sponsored by Stamps

Aired: February 04, 2014

80s rocker Nash Rickey tries to get the band back together; Ref Jeff finally finds a friend; the Wheels Ontario kids visit the USA.

E5 - Krolling Around With Nick Clown

Aired: February 11, 2014

Nash Rickey advertises his deli; Ref Jeff works for the TSA; European Man pitches his business to investors on Signing Bonus.

E6 - Mother Daughter Sister Wife

Aired: February 18, 2014

The Oh Hello guys cause trouble at the Y; C-Czar cares for a practice baby on Dad Academy; Bobby Bottleservice moves into Gigolo House.

E7 - Finger Magnets

Aired: February 25, 2014

Rich Dicks join an underground rebel group to try to take down Wendy's dad's bank; PubLizity's assistant gets her own reality show; young Larry Bird competes in a two-point shootout.

E8 - Mercury Poisoning

Aired: March 04, 2014

The Oh Hello guys try to prank each other; Rich Dicks are forced to fly coach; two Pennsylvania pawn shop owners switch shops.

E9 - Bounce

Aired: March 11, 2014

Bobby Bottleservice helps Farley record her single; C-Czar reconnects with his long-lost mother; the Armond murder trial gets underway.

E10 - Banff Is on Fire

Aired: March 18, 2014

Armond moves in with his taxidermist father; Bobby Bottleservice confronts a cheater; a shocking accident will change Wheels Ontario forever.

E11 - Blisteritos Presents Dad Academy Graduation Congraduritos Red Carpet Viewing Party

Aired: March 25, 2014

PubLizity promotes Blisteritos with a celebrity-studded carpet event; C-Czar graduates from Dad Academy; Rich Dicks throw a party.