E1 - Lerm

Aired: May 17, 2009

After the Cuyler home ends up in an intergalactic "car wreck", Early finds a new friend in the alien, Lerm.

E2 - The Liar, The Bitch and the Bored Rube

Aired: May 24, 2009

Books are a window to an amazing new world, and that's why they're wrong.

E3 - The FIne Ol' Solution

Aired: May 31, 2009

Early protects menial American jobs from the Mexicans willing to do them.

E4 - Anabolic-holic

Aired: June 07, 2009

Rusty discovers that steroids have no negative repercussions.

E5 - Confessions of a Gangrenous Mind

Aired: June 14, 2009

Oldest living confederate widow doesn’t say anything of real relevance.

E6 - The Big Gay Throwdown

Aired: June 21, 2009

The Sheriff goes deep undercover to apprehend his most wanted man.

E7 - Atone Deaf

Aired: June 28, 2009

Early learns to deal with rage by punching it in the face.

E8 - God's Bro

Aired: July 05, 2009

The Cuylers slip the surly bonds of earth and touch the face of God’s Bro.

E9 - Reunited, And It Feels No Good

Aired: July 19, 2009

Early learns the importance of family, and profiting off them.

E10 - Not Without My Cash Cow!

Aired: July 19, 2009

When the media sensationalizes his son’s disappearance, Early finds the coverage to be sensational.