E1 - Webnecks

Aired: January 20, 2008

Rusty discovers a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons on a PDA given to him by the Sheriff.

E2 - Beast Implants

Aired: January 27, 2008

Granny gets 5th degree burns all over her body and has to get new skin.

E3 - Tween Steam

Aired: February 03, 2008

Dan Halen hires Rusty to attract pedophiles.

E4 - Wing Nut

Aired: February 10, 2008

After seeing Early's pitiful chickens, Dan Halen sets out to create the perfect chicken.

E5 - Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is "Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation"

Aired: February 17, 2008

Rusty sells his soul to the devil for guitar playing skills.

E6 - Earth Worst

Aired: February 24, 2008

After giant machines terrorize the land, dirty hippies show up to stop the "earth raping machines" with their good vibes, hacky sacks, and drum circles.

E7 - The Good One

Aired: March 02, 2008

Early gets a lifelong friend as a result of Lil's failure to use condoms.

E8 - Sharif

Aired: March 09, 2008

Dan Halen covers the town in a cloud of "Ice Wind", his new body spray. Meanwhile, the Sheriff takes up blogging and training for strongman competitions.

E9 - Condition: Demolition!

Aired: March 16, 2008

Rusty discovers the joy of crashing cars, and agrees to face the "Bashitizing Smashmaster" for a chance to win an iPod.

E10 - The Appalachian Mud Squid: Darwin's Dilemma

Aired: March 23, 2008

After the Sheriff learns from TV that the mud squid are an endangered species, he decides it's his sworn duty to protect the Cuyler family.

E11 - The Unbearable Heatness of Fire

Aired: April 06, 2008

After the squids' house catches on fire, the Sheriff assesses the damage and investigates the fire's origin.

E12 - Tuscaloosa Dumpling

Aired: April 13, 2008

Early teaches Rusty that life is a game and first place is sex.

E13 - Armageddon It On!

Aired: April 20, 2008

The apocalypse comes to rural Georgia.

E14 - Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan Halen

Aired: April 27, 2008

A news magazine interviews and profiles the achievements and scandals of Dan Halen.

E15 - Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby

Aired: May 04, 2008

When Dan Halen offers a reward for the rare 'deep fried pine booby', Early goes on the hunt.

E16 - An Officer and a Dental Dam

Aired: May 11, 2008

After Granny passes on, the only way to revive her is for Robert E. Lee to make sweet love to her.

E17 - The Okaleechee Dam Jam

Aired: May 18, 2008

When Palooka County is forced to conserve water due to a drought, Dan Halen enacts a complicated plan to get all the water he needs.

E18 - Pile M for Murder

Aired: May 25, 2008

Dan Halen is possessed by a demon and builds a human sacrifice theme park mountain.

E19 - Mud Days and Cornfused

Aired: June 01, 2008

During the annual 'Mud Days' celebration, Dan Halen unleashes a strain of genetically modified corn that forces people to 'go green'.

E20 - Krystal, Light

Aired: June 08, 2008

Early's passion for Krystal spikes after she wins the lottery.