E1 - Government Brain Voodoo Trouble

Aired: September 17, 2006

Early and Sheriff reach a crossroads.

E2 - Butt Trouble

Aired: September 24, 2006

Something strange comes out of Rusty's butt.

E3 - Double Truckin' the Tricky Two

Aired: October 01, 2006

Early tries to out-trick the Tricky Two numbers. Results include Rusty's eye being ripped out and Granny being ripped in half.

E4 - Swayze Crazy

Aired: October 08, 2006

Early, watching one Roadhouse too many, mistakes a legless fat man as Patrick Swayze.

E5 - Giant Foam Dickhat Trouble

Aired: October 15, 2006

Early goes to church wearing a giant foam penis hat and tries to steal a speaker. But when the speaker falls on him, he miraculously lives through it, and swears to praise the lord in every way.

E6 - Meth O.D. to My Madness

Aired: October 22, 2006

Early buys a "hog lagoon", a range where he lets people shoot at the local porkers for a fee. But when he can't pay off Dan Halen's monthly payment of $60, he has Lil cook up some Meth.

E7 - The Tiniest Princess

Aired: October 29, 2006

Early and Rusty are ready to go trick or treating for Halloween, but Granny's stories of a giant fire-ant man scare Rusty. Unfortunately, the legend is real, but Sherrif could prove helpful...

E8 - Asses to Ashes, Sluts to Dust

Aired: November 05, 2006

Early looks for money to get Granny a new gallbladder.

E9 - Bubba Trubba

Aired: November 12, 2006

Early and Rusty go to see "Plumber Bubba", a redneck plumber comedian who just might be a space alien out to suck people's brains out.

E10 - Burned and Reburned Again

Aired: November 19, 2006

Early is desperate for Krystal's attention, so they decide to get married. Until 38 Special shows up...

E11 - Terminus Trouble

Aired: November 26, 2006

Early, Rusty, and Sheriff head over to Atlanta to see the famous corner where Kenny stood with the Six Pack.

E12 - Survival of the Dumbest

Aired: December 10, 2006

Rusty seeks the truth of how man came to be. However, Early, Granny, Lil, and Sheriff aren't good preachers.

E13 - A Sober Sunday

Aired: December 17, 2006

Early attempts to find liquor on Sunday. Dan Halen creates clones to landslide Proposition 421.

E14 - Rebel with a Claus

Aired: December 24, 2006

Early takes Santa hostage, and only a NASCAR legend can save him.