E1 - Season Opener

Aired: September 22, 1998

Paul tries Viagra and spends the day hiding the obvious effects while he searches for Jamie, who is stuck on the streets of New York wearing nothing alse then a towel.

E2 - A Pain in the Neck

Aired: September 29, 1998

When Paul gets his tonsils taken out, his pretty nurse makes Jamie jealous. Meanwhile, Mabel says her first word.

E3 - Tragedy Plus Time

Aired: October 27, 1998

Jamie's ex-boyfriend dies and leaves everything to her. Debbie has second thoughts about marrying Joan.

E4 - There's a Puma in the Kitchen

Aired: November 03, 1998

To satisfy her need to mother, Lisa adopts a cat with attitude. Jamie learns the benefits of a ""nooner.""

E5 - The Silent Show

Aired: November 10, 1998

To help their communication problems, Dr. Sheila recommends that Paul and Jamie not talk to each other for the rest of the day.

E6 - Weekend in L.A.

Aired: November 17, 1998

Paul and Jamie go to L.A. to try to get superagent Gardner Malloy to represent him. The life of luxury makes them reluctant to go back.

E7 - The Thanksgiving Show

Aired: November 24, 1998

Jamie and Paul have a full house for Thanksgiving dinner. Meanwhile, Mabel may be allergic.

E8 - The Buried Fight

Aired: December 14, 1998

When Paul inadvertently injures Hal, he hires the nurse who attended to him after his tonsil removal. Jamie hates her, which leads to a fight. To end the argument, Hal suggests the British tradition of burying the fight.

E9 - Farmer Buchman

Aired: January 11, 1999

Mr. Wicker goes out of town and asks Paul and Jamie to tend his rooftop garden. Mabel loves another baby's rare toy.

E10 - Win a Free Car

Aired: January 18, 1999

To save the store, Ira plans to give away a car to the person who keeps their hand on it the longest. Since he can't afford it, he wants all of the contestants to be ringers.

E11 - The Honeymoon

Aired: January 25, 1999

Dr. Lee helps Paul and Jamie get away to a much-anticipated honeymoon while Lisa cares for Murray.

E12 - Valentine's Day

Aired: February 08, 1999

Paul and Jamie spend an unsettling trial night in the suburbs.

E13 - Virtual Reality II

Aired: February 22, 1999

The couple learns that Jamie will be in bed with Mark McGwire via virtual reality.

E14 - Uncle Phil Goes Back to High School

Aired: March 01, 1999

Uncle Phil goes back to high school. Lisa gets breast implants.

E15 - Murray at the Dog Show

Aired: April 26, 1999

Sheila declares Paul and Jamie cured. However, Murray is still traumatized by the earlier puma attack, so Paul and Jamie enter him in a dog show.

E16 - Millennium Bug

Aired: April 26, 1999

Jamie's dress is ruined by a dry cleaner who is unwilling to make restitution. Paul has a dream where Einstein gives him a partial solution to the millennium bug. He needs to have the dream again, so he can get the rest of the solution.

E17 - Separate Beds

Aired: May 03, 1999

Paul and Jamie discover the extra comfort of sleeping apart. Marvin is wrestling part time and Ira becomes his manager.

E18 - Stealing Burt's Car

Aired: May 10, 1999

Ira finds a note in some old pants that remind him of a date made twenty years ago but he doesn't remember with whom. Paul and Jamie steal Burt's decrepit car so they can ditch it, since he won't sell it.

E19 - Paved with Good Intentions

Aired: May 13, 1999

Paul accidentally runs over Jamie's mother. While she is in the hospital, her estranged husband visits.

E20 - The Dirty Little Secret

Aired: May 17, 1999

When Debbie compiles Buchman and Stemple family trees, she learns that Paul and Jamie are actually cousins.

E21 - The Final Frontier (1)

Aired: May 24, 1999

Mabel's first real film is a biography, looking back at her family's twisted history.

E22 - The Final Frontier (2)

Aired: May 24, 1999

Mabel's first real film is a biography, looking back at her family's twisted history.