E1 - Tinder Profile Picture Day (2)

Aired: January 05, 2017

If your picture’s a selfie it looks like you don’t have friends.

E2 - The Horrors of Hungover Traveling

Aired: January 10, 2017

Pretty much exactly as awesome as it sounds.

E3 - Bizarre Amazon Product Reviews (2)

Aired: January 12, 2017

The twirling spaghetti fork pairs exceptionally well with the wine purse.

E4 - I Need More Intel: Is That Hot Guy Gay?

Aired: January 13, 2017

Shirtless bro pics are always a red herring.

E5 - Dogs Are Practice Babies

Aired: January 17, 2017

Don’t forget: this will still be a destructive, constantly shitting nightmare.

E6 - Horror Movie Girl Is Embarrassed She’s a Virgin

Aired: January 19, 2017

Everyone knows the pants wiener is inflated by massaging on the private areas.

E7 - How to Wash a Goddamn Dish

Aired: January 28, 2017

Don’t worry – it’s so easy, there’s literally no reason not to do it, you entitled piece of sh*t.

E8 - Fake News Investigative Journalists

Aired: February 07, 2017

The truth is powerful, and it takes constant vigilance to drown out that truth with noise.

E9 - Awkward at Parties Horror Movie (with Allison Williams and Lil Rel)

Aired: February 17, 2017

A party guest most foul.

E10 - Stressagains: The Restaurant for Stress-Eating

Aired: February 17, 2017

Just like the momentary distraction your mom used to make!

E11 - Movie Make-Up Makes Acting Hard

Aired: March 03, 2017

When it comes to make-up, less is muhhrrrrrrrg.

E12 - Extremely Real People Who Are Definitely Not Actors

Aired: March 08, 2017

Audition? What’s that, some sort of exciting new Ford truck model?

E13 - 5 Tips for People Who Don’t Understand Taxes

Aired: March 09, 2017

Doing your taxes is easy if you make stuff up.

E14 - Oh No, Why Is This Trending?! (2017 Edition)

Aired: March 23, 2017

Legend has it people used to tweet tiny, comical stories, known colloquially as “jokes” or “goofs”.

E15 - We Found Sinbad’s Shazaam Genie Movie!

Aired: April 01, 2017

I told you “Kazaam” was a different movie!

E16 - Music Festival Boot Camp

Aired: April 14, 2017

You can’t handle the merch booth.

E17 - It’s Technically a Meal

Aired: May 13, 2017

It’s healthier to cook for yourself! Right?

E18 - Eating with Your Rich Friends

Aired: April 20, 2017

I’ll have the “corking fee”.

E19 - Just Let the World Die

Aired: April 29, 2017

Take that, student loans!

E20 - An Honest Call with Your Bank

Aired: May 04, 2017

Oh, a problem with my account? Well, prepare for a tantrum that blames you personally.

E21 - Sleepovers When You’re Gay

Aired: June 20, 2017

Dream Phone was SO heteronormative.

E22 - The Straightest Dude Ever

Aired: June 27, 2017

He eats lighters.

E23 - The Relationship Simulator Bed

Aired: May 27, 2017

What’s a couple hours of sleep every night for love?

E24 - Date with a Fast Food Burger

Aired: May 25, 2017

Boy meets grill.

E25 - I Can’t Decide What My Last Meal Should Be

Aired: June 18, 2017

Why don’t we both get something, and we can share?

E26 - Porn, but for Crying

Aired: June 22, 2017

Oh, yeah, fit that injured puppy with a lil’ prosthetic leg.

E27 - These Incriminating Photos Look Amazing

Aired: August 03, 2017

Is this blackmailer’s evidence of you looking fucking hot or committing a crime?

E28 - Hinting That You’re Also into Guys

Aired: August 12, 2017

Ok, they’re gay. Now, for a super chill, totally laid-back way to just like CASUALLY hint that you are too or whatever.

E29 - Your Favorite Shameful Flavors As Chips

Aired: August 19, 2017

New from Chompsky’s: All the shameful self-hatred of eating peanut butter with a spoon, in the convenience of a potato chip!

E30 - Sorry My Car Is So Gross

Aired: August 22, 2017

Sure, it’s a little messy, but there are so many places to ash!