E1 - Secret Girl Language (with Ashley Benson)

Aired: September 01, 2011

It’s not what you say, it’s how you say it.

E2 - Wayne Gretzky’s Trick Shots!!

Aired: September 12, 2011

Go ahead. Try this at home.

E3 - Steve Jobs’ Substitute (with Christopher McDonald)

Aired: September 21, 2011

It’s Mr. Cook, but you can call him Tim.

E4 - Photoshop’s New Hover Hand Tool

Aired: September 27, 2011

Retouching what you couldn’t touch.

E5 - We Are the 1%

Aired: October 24, 2011

Minorities have it rough in this country.

E6 - Transformers in 1-D

Aired: December 15, 2011

Also playing in zero-D.

E7 - In the Unlikely Event…

Aired: November 10, 2011

They’re prepared for anything. Way, way too prepared.

E8 - The Ultimate Internet Love Song

Aired: April 05, 2011

You meme the world to me.

E9 - The Twelve Beards of Christmas

Aired: December 19, 2011

The beard makes the man.

E10 - Honest Holiday Card Song

Aired: December 21, 2011

Sing a song of sadness.

E11 - The Meatball Sub 4S

Aired: October 17, 2011

For all of you Steve Slobs out there.

E12 - The Student Film Awards

Aired: February 22, 2012

The only real losers are the audience.

E13 - Obama’s Young Adult Novel Plan

Aired: February 20, 2012

Can Twilight save America?

E14 - The Clown Vote

Aired: March 05, 2012

Patrick sits down with real clowns for real talk about the 2012 election. And also about balloon animals.

E15 - My So-Called Homeland

Aired: March 14, 2012

Showtime’s new drama presents a world of lies, deceit, and homecoming.

E16 - The Hunger Games Game

Aired: March 20, 2012

The new board game where girls face their biggest fears: dating and death.

E17 - Skyrim Hoarders

Aired: March 28, 2012

The only thing more dangerous than dragons is yourself.

E18 - Very Maggie Smith: Sex and Sexuality

Aired: April 01, 2012

Butler stays abreast of Maggie Smith’s love life.

E19 - Big Dick Birth Defect

Aired: April 02, 2012

The news every father dreads hearing… without his friends around to also hear it.

E20 - In Your Head Yoga

Aired: October 31, 2011

Did you ever wonder what the people in your yoga class were thinking?

E21 - The Last Supper at a Chain Restaurant

Aired: April 04, 2012

Jesus has trouble stealing attention away from the Bloomin’ Onion.

E22 - Sex Talk

Aired: December 01, 2011

Nobody likes talking about the birds and bees.

E23 - Fantasy Football

Aired: April 05, 2012

There’s only one thing more important than the fate of the world.

E24 - Starbucks CEO Revenge

Aired: December 20, 2011

Starbucks is reversing its bathroom policy.

E25 - Wild American Eagle Models

Aired: April 11, 2012

Sexy models caught in their natural environment: unnatural environments.

E26 - Grad School Scam

Aired: January 24, 2012

The biggest financial scam in history is revealed.

E27 - Wish I Had a Portal Gun

Aired: September 20, 2011

Hopefully they’ll make a Portal 3 so this song can be in the ending credits.

E28 - Facebook IPO Day

Aired: February 09, 2012

More money, more privacy problems.

E29 - Picking Up Women with Ryan Gosling

Aired: March 01, 2012

When it comes to scoring with the ladies, no one does it like Ryan Gosling.

E30 - Cat vs. Dog: Dog Wins

Aired: Unknown

It’s cats vs. dogs in a video game battle for pet supremacy. Dog Wins!

E31 - Cat vs. Dog: Cat Wins

Aired: Unknown

It’s cats vs. dogs in a video game battle for pet supremacy. Cat Wins!