E1 - Burnie's Crazy Dream, Part 1

Aired: January 08, 2014

Burnie talks about a crazy dream he had wherein Lindsay becomes invisible in her wedding dress and fights the Polish army. Sounds legit. Audio from RT Podcast #246

E2 - Burnie's Crazy Dream, Part 2

Aired: January 15, 2014

Burnie's epic dream concludes with Lindsay facing off with the leader of the Polish army, but he's unlike any foe she's met so far. Meanwhile, Michael deals with the fallout of his bride-to-be disappearing. Will they have a happy ending? Audio from RT Podcast #246

E3 - Gus' Candy Cane-ine

Aired: January 22, 2014

In RTAA #130, it's Gus' turn to have a crazy dream. He discovers his neighbor is the former head coach of University of Texas football team, and his dog is really a Christmas treat. Audio from RT Podcast #249

E4 - Lazer Tag Tales

Aired: January 29, 2014

In RTAA #131, the gang plays lazer tag, and things get intense as Michael and Lindsay are pitted against one another. Can love bloom even on a battlefield? Audio from RT Podcast #238

E5 - Gus' Gas Problem

Aired: February 05, 2014

When a mix-up with the gas company cancels his service, Gus must take matters into his own hands to set things straight. Angry Gus takes no prisoners! Audio from RT Podcast #21

E6 - Workspace & Cavemen

Aired: February 12, 2014

At the old office, Burnie finally gets his computer back when Gavin goes back to England, but suddenly everyone wants to use it. Then, Burnie tries to explain how muting a user on Twitter works to a caveman. Audio from RT Podcast #32

E7 - Sewers & Freezers

Aired: February 19, 2014

Burnie talks about exploring the sewers as a kid, and one time in particular when it became an Indiana Jones adventure. Then, he recalls the time in college some random dudes dropped a freezer on his lawn. Audio from RT Podcast #120

E8 - Kung Shu Wedding

Aired: February 26, 2014

Gus goes to a wedding, but ends up having to take care of Drunk Esther and gets groped by one of her relatives. Burnie and Gavin talk about their shoe-based fighting style called Kung Shu. Audio from RT Podcast #243

E9 - The One in the Hole

Aired: March 05, 2014

Michael goes on a stealth mission in the middle of a Let's Play to free Ryan's "pet" cow Edgar from imprisonment. Will his plan succeed? Audio from Let's Play Minecraft #60 & #61

E10 - Michael's Weird Neighbor

Aired: March 12, 2014

Michael gets a knock on his door from someone down the hall who needs to call the police. But as the neighbor explains his story on the phone, Michael realizes maybe he is slightly insane. Audio from RT Podcast #257

E11 - Bad Luck Burnie Rides Again

Aired: March 19, 2014

Burnie sees a couple having an argument outside his apartments, and, once again trying to be a nice guy, tries to break it up. But the situation is more complex than he was anticipating. Audio from RT Podcast #257

E12 - Speeding and Dreaming

Aired: March 26, 2014

Burnie tells the story of his kid finding a speeding ticket, and the ensuing shakedown he got as a result. Then, Gavin has another lucid dream, this time involving his family and gems. Audio from RT Podcast #258

E13 - A Staircase of Assault

Aired: April 02, 2014

Miles pushes his little brother down the stairs, then thinks of a way to not get blamed for it. Audio from RT Podcast #198

E14 - Matt Wants Fanfare

Aired: April 09, 2014

Matt is disappointed with the lack of fanfare with his lunch. Audio from RT Podcast #257

E15 - Curses, Cookies, & Atoms

Aired: April 16, 2014

Chris curses a baby, Jack eats some cookies, and Burnie smashes some atoms. Audio from RT Podcast #216

E16 - Dan Drinks, Gavin Hoodwinks

Aired: April 23, 2014

Dan orders a bunch of girly drinks at dinner, thinking they are free. Gus and Gavin re-enact an internet conversation he had with a girl. Audio from RT Podcast #201

E17 - The Shock Bus

Aired: April 30, 2014

Burnie talks about a shocking game he would play with locals south of the border, and why he one time spontaneously flipped the bird at a school bus. Audio from RT Podcast #265

E18 - Miles & The Mouse Mishmash

Aired: May 07, 2014

When it's discovered a mouse has taken residence in his apartment, Miles and his roommates try to catch it. Audio from RT Podcast #202

E19 - Burnie's Neighbor Encounter

Aired: May 14, 2014

Burnie shows Matt around his neighborhood, but Matt doesn't have nice things to say about his neighbor's house. Audio from RT Podcast #257

E20 - Hope vs. Starvation

Aired: May 21, 2014

Gavin wonders if the hope of food can stave off starving to death. Audio from RT Podcast #216

E21 - Old Geoff, New Suit

Aired: May 28, 2014

Millie worries that Geoff is getting too old, and Gus tries to buy a suit. Audio from RT Podcast #114 & 202

E22 - Gus the Social Media Hostage

Aired: June 04, 2014

Gus rents a storage unit, but the employees force him to write a review about them on Google Maps.

E23 - Behind the Blue

Aired: June 11, 2014

Burnie encounter problems on the set of Animated Adventures.

E24 - Grand Theft Cola

Aired: June 18, 2014

Brandon learns a lesson about hot cars and soda cans, and Miles and Gus try to play a game of golf in GTA Online. Audio from RT Podcast #133

E25 - Burnie's Wedding Pranks

Aired: June 25, 2014

Burnie talks about some pranks he tried to pull during Michael and Lindsay's wedding. Audio from RT Pocast #271

E26 - Long Title, Weird Girl

Aired: July 02, 2014

Burnie talks about the ridiculous panel name he and Gus came up with, and Geoff talks about an old girlfriend who had strange characteristics. Audio from RT Podcast #271and Let's Play Minecraft #94

E27 - Gavin or Google #1: Breaking Babies

Aired: July 09, 2014

This week, Burnie and the gang play "Gavin or Google," the guessing game sweeping the Internet. Burnie gives a short phrase to both Gavin and the Google search engine, and Barbara and Gus must guess who returned which phrase, Gavin or Google? Audio from RT Podcast #210 and #237

E28 - Technical Bully Problems

Aired: July 30, 2014

Joel has another technical issue that Burnie tries to help with. Burnie talks about a kid who confronts a bully with an surprising outcome.

E29 - Canadian Zombie Property

Aired: August 07, 2014

The guys discuss some changes in direction that could have ruined Dead Rising 2, Burnie finds a familiar looking rock, and Gus tells people to get off his lawn.

E30 - Godzilla vs. the Human Bugs

Aired: August 14, 2014

The guys wonder what it would be like if Godzilla were as grossed out by humans as humans are by bugs.

E31 - Geoff's Weird Dreams

Aired: August 21, 2014

Geoff tells the gang about two strange dreams he had, one involving drunk gaming, and the other leading to an accident in his pants.

E32 - Stealin' Cable with Geoff

Aired: September 04, 2014

Young Geoff almost gets caught stealing cable with his friend in Tennessee.

E33 - Stealin' Cable with Michael

Aired: September 11, 2014

Michael shares his cable theft story, which led to a profitable business on the side.

E34 - Miles Hacks the System

Aired: September 18, 2014

A simple misunderstanding turns into a security breach scare at the office.

E35 - Walk ins & Dead Bodies

Aired: September 25, 2014

A broken lock on the bathroom door leads to an awkward encounter for Gus. Joel talks about a friend who specialized in portraying dead bodies.

E36 - Brandon's George Foreman Grill

Aired: October 02, 2014

Brandon brags about his new George Foreman grill.

E37 - The Snail Assassin

Aired: October 09, 2014

In one of his strangest hypothetical scenarios ever, Gavin wonders what it would be like if you were constantly chased by a snail with a deadly touch.

E38 - Gus the Destroyer

Aired: October 16, 2014

Gus gets drunk and destroys someone's creation.

E39 - Pilot Football Message

Aired: October 23, 2014

Gus wants to be a secret pilot, Burnie talks about Rice University's football team, and sends a heartwarming text to Gavin. Audio from RT Podcasts: Secret Pilot - Podcast #281, Rice's Football Team - Podcast #13, Burnie's Message - Podcast #231

E40 - Chris' Doot-Doot, Blaine's Duster

Aired: October 29, 2014

Chris talks about his bathroom habits, and Blaine tries to look cool during an apocalypse. Audio from RT Podcast #287 and #236

E41 - Gavin or Google #2: Dog Door Bells

Aired: November 05, 2014

The gang plays Gavin or Google again, this time concerning dogs.

E42 - A Selfie With Burnie

Aired: November 12, 2014

A fan tries to take a selfie with Burnie at RTX, but is constantly interrupted.

E43 - Geoff's Flirty Drive

Aired: December 10, 2014

Geoff tells the tale of how he and his friends put some smooth moves on a couple of fellow high school girls.

E44 - Lost Bugs & Stolen Balls

Aired: December 17, 2014

Burnie wonders about what it's like for bugs to get lost, and Geoff steals a ball from Caleb.

E45 - Joel's Theatrical Sickness

Aired: December 24, 2014

In RTAA #172, Joel starts feeling deathly sick in a movie theater, and Gavin almost cares.