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The New Adventures of Old Christine - Season 5

Episode List

Bahamian Rhapsody
E1 - Bahamian Rhapsody

Aired: September 23, 2009

Christine and Matthew fly to the Bahamas to get Barb an illegal visa after she was arrested by immigration during Richard and New Christine's wedding ceremony.

Burning Love
E2 - Burning Love

Aired: September 30, 2009

A trip with Barb to retrieve some of Richard's things sees Matthew worry that New Christine isn't letting out her feelings over the wedding fiasco. Meanwhile, Christine and Richard meet up with some of their friends from college and are shocked to see how badly they've aged.

The Mole
E3 - The Mole

Aired: October 07, 2009

Old Christine finds a suspicious mole on her left breast, and overreacts, thinking shes dying. Meanwhile, Richard tries to negotiate with New Christine regarding their house.

For Love or Money
E4 - For Love or Money

Aired: October 14, 2009

An aggressive divorce attorney is hired by Christine after being convinced that Barb owes her alimony.

Dr. Little Man
E5 - Dr. Little Man

Aired: October 21, 2009

Christine starts seeing a therapist who's Matthew's mentor, but they are both confused on whether they want to have a professional or romantic relationship. Richard and New Christine have trouble adapting to living under the same roof.

The Curious Case of Britney B.
E6 - The Curious Case of Britney B.

Aired: November 04, 2009

When Ritchie is asked to a dance by the most popular girl in school, Christine believes that she is popular by association and has finally surpassed the Meanie Moms. Meanwhile, Matthew and Richard find an apartment that they want to rent together. Unfortunately, they will have to find a way to evict an old lady that lives there before they can move in.

Nuts
E7 - Nuts

Aired: November 11, 2009

Max decides it's time to tell Christine that she quits anything that gets too hard for her, which includes relationships, and he points out that is the reason he chose to be her therapist rather than her boyfriend.

Love Means Never Having to Say You're Crazy
E8 - Love Means Never Having to Say You're Crazy

Aired: November 18, 2009

Christine has set up a date between Richard and a gorgeous, passionate woman who works out at her gym, while Tom (Richard's friend) continues trying to woo Chrisine.

I Love Woo, I Hate You
E9 - I Love Woo, I Hate You

Aired: November 25, 2009

Barb, afraid that a marriage proposal is iminent, asks Christine to run interference on her next date with Dave; Richard realizes he must try to woo New Christine if he wants her back.

Old Christine Meets Young Frankenstein
E10 - Old Christine Meets Young Frankenstein

Aired: December 09, 2009

Christine discovers that Ritchie has become a bully at school and attempts to change his behaviour by changing her own ways.

It's Beginning to Stink a Lot Like Christmas
E11 - It's Beginning to Stink a Lot Like Christmas

Aired: December 16, 2009

Christine learns a juicy neighborhood secret when reluctantly attending the Christmas block party.

A Whale of a Tale
E12 - A Whale of a Tale

Aired: January 13, 2010

Christine tells her therapist, Max, that she is in love with him, but his reaction is not quite what she is expecting.

Truth or Dare
E13 - Truth or Dare

Aired: January 20, 2010

Mr. Harris returns just as Christine starts falling in love with Max.

A Family Unfair
E14 - A Family Unfair

Aired: February 10, 2010

Christine asks Richard to have a baby with her after becoming envious of Richard and New Christine's happiness in planning for theirs.

Sweet Charity
E15 - Sweet Charity

Aired: March 03, 2010

When the gym suddenly begins to become profitable, Christine and Barb find themselves coming into a lot of money. Barb decides to give to charity, and Christine must make the tough decision between splurging on a designer dress or following Barb's lead.

Subway, Somehow
E16 - Subway, Somehow

Aired: March 10, 2010

In an attempt to teach Ritchie's class some street smarts, Christine encourages the school administration to let them take the subway on a field trip, but she ends up being stranded at the station when the trains leaves without her.

Up In The Airport
E17 - Up In The Airport

Aired: April 07, 2010

Christine realizes that Ritchie has never been on a real family vacation, so she plans a trip to Florida, with disastrous results.

Revenge Makeover
E18 - Revenge Makeover

Aired: April 14, 2010

Richard is secretly planning an impromptu wedding for him and New Christine, so to help him out, Christine drags a very cranky and pregnant New Christine to a fancy salon while he puts the plan together.

I Love What You Do For Me
E19 - I Love What You Do For Me

Aired: April 21, 2010

When Christine is told that her five-year car lease is up, she realizes that her life hasn't evolved during that time the way she'd hoped and decides to make some major life changes, with a little help from her boyfriend, Max. Meanwhile, Matthew seeks a roommate to replace Richard.

Scream
E20 - Scream

Aired: May 05, 2010

Christine mistakes a good looking cop for a stripper, who alerts her that there is a prowler in the neighborhood. In order to feel more secure, Christine asks Matthew to stay over. Meanwhile, New Christine goes into labor, with the sole goal of avoiding having the baby arrive on Old Christine's birthday.

Get Smarter
E21 - Get Smarter

Aired: May 12, 2010

When Christine has Matthew and Barb throw her a "surprise" engagement party so she can get to know Max's friends, she begins to feel intellectually inferior to one particular guest, driving her to make a "surprising" decision.