E1 - The Thirty Year Itch

Aired: January 30, 1980

Ted Bullpit has all the charm and sensitivity of a man who has been raised in the forest by bears. In this the first episode, Thelma decides Ted isn't interested in her anymore and buys a copy of 'The Joy of Sex' to spice up their marriage.

E2 - Guess Who's Coming To Dinner

Aired: February 06, 1980

When Thel and Greta go to Melbourne for a wedding, Bruno must move in and cook for Ted.

E3 - Willow Talk

Aired: February 13, 1980

When next-door's willow tree grows in and cracks the driveway. Ted's horrible brother Bob the Datsun dealer, solves the problem in a stunning way.

E4 - My Son The Fairy

Aired: February 20, 1980

Ted's belief that 'all actors are fairies' is strengthened when he discovers that Craig is cast as the lead of the Med Students Revue and is starting to act strangely.

E5 - Lest We Forget The Rissoles

Aired: February 27, 1980

Ted's plans for an ANZAC Day reunion of the 2nd Field Kitchen go wrong when his old mate, Donger Jackson arrives. a BIG thank you to TS who made this synopsis possible.

E6 - The Shares Of The Fisherman

Aired: March 05, 1980

When Ted discovers Thel has saved $5000 to buy a Datsun he insists on investing it and to Thel's dismay, buys shares in an unkown offshore oil company.

E7 - Aerial Warfare

Aired: March 12, 1980

Ted's running battle with the kids from the Catholic school develops into full scale war when the Kingswood's aerial is broken off & Sister Maria visits him. a BIG thank you to T.S. who made this synopsis possible.

E8 - Cold Finger

Aired: March 19, 1980

In the grand tradition of the Aussie know how that carved the wilderness into this great nation, Ted tries to save money by attempting to fix a dripping tap by himself. However a man has certain time honoured rituals to acknowledge. As Ted says, "if a job's worth doing, it's a job worth doing with a beer first."

E9 - Sprung Fever

Aired: March 26, 1980

When Ted & Thel return unexpectedly from a weekend away,they find Craig has his girlfriend staying overnight. a BIG thank you to T.S. who made this synopsis possible.

E10 - The Importance Of Being Jim

Aired: April 02, 1980

All his life Ted has been tormented by his evil, loud and venal brother,Bob. Apart from committing the unpardonable sin of becoming a Datsun Dealer, Bob is forever complicating Ted's simple-minded life. With Thel and Bob's wife Merle away, Bob and Ted go out on the town with a couple of girls.

E11 - His Bach Is Worse Than His Bite

Aired: May 28, 1980

Ted takes to music like a duck takes to gymnastics, but a man is never too old to learn new mistakes, so there is tension in the family when Aunty Pearl dies and leaves a piano to be shared by Ted and Bruno.

E12 - Just A Giggolo

Aired: June 04, 1980

When Ted overhears Thel discussing some secret arrangments with a strange man, he jumps to the conclusion that she's having an affair.

E13 - Car Wars

Aired: June 11, 1980

When Thel has a prang in the Datsun and is rushed to hospital,Greta and Bruno move in to look after Ted.