E1 - Les Mis

Aired: September 18, 2013

A woman confronts her husband on his web surfing habits, a rapper grapples with his hyperactive hype man, and the villain of an epic musical can't get a word in.

E2 - East/West Bowl Rap

Aired: September 25, 2013

Two women prepare to fight outside a club, and the Valets wonder why people mess with the Batmans.

E3 - Slap-Ass

Aired: October 02, 2013

Two slaves try to find a way out of fighting to the death, and a member of a Latin gang proves his toughness.

E4 - Boarding Group One

Aired: October 09, 2013

A passenger finds out that he's far from the first to board, and some breakdancers keep it nooice.

E5 - Obama Shutdown

Aired: October 16, 2013

The Obamas get intimate, the founding fathers talk gun control, and Metta World Peace makes a wish.

E6 - Cunnilingus Class

Aired: October 23, 2013

Homies learn how to pleasure a lady, and MVP Ozamataz Buckshank rocks a post-game interview.

E7 - Sexy Vampires

Aired: October 30, 2013

A hotel guest is blown away by the Continental breakfast, and a psycho's victims stay positive.

E8 - High on Potenuse

Aired: November 06, 2013

A guy learns how to buy drugs in public, and an executive tests a speech for political correctness.

E9 - Tackle & Grapple

Aired: November 13, 2013

Meegan gets Andre in trouble, and sensei Doug Duggart teaches self-defense for the ladies.

E10 - Black Ice

Aired: November 20, 2013

Local news anchors warn viewers about the dangers of "black ice," Lando Calrissian deals with an admirer, and Metta World Peace gives tips to homemakers.

E11 - The Power of Wings

Aired: November 27, 2013

A pawn shop customer asks after some suspicious items, Wendell makes a vanity video, and Karim and Jahar go to the gym.

E12 - East/West Bowl 2

Aired: December 11, 2013

The players in the 2013 East/West Bowl introduce themselves, a suspect landlord searches a tenant's apartment, and Metta World Peace explores his physical limitations.

E13 - Pussy on the Chainwax

Aired: December 18, 2013

Some friends argue over whether a new slang phrase is a "thing," a man learns the truth about his father's Hollywood past, and the valets come to Anne Hathaway's defense.