E1 - In Meatro

Aired: December 02, 2014

One billion gods working inside three trillion universes couldn’t possibly create a reality this stupid.

E2 - WUWPs

Aired: December 03, 2014

The history of America is a narrative concerning the triumph of white supremacy.

E3 - Klansgender Rights

Aired: December 04, 2014

Children are born corrupt, but gradually over time they begin to pass away and then rot.

E4 - Groaning Amore

Aired: December 05, 2014

When little ol’ love finally learns to talk, it chooses instead to yowl until its throat fills with brown.

E5 - Oralboros

Aired: December 06, 2014

For once, the tail manages to catch its snake and gobbles it down with a side of bibleberries.

E6 - Slaughter Me to Heaven

Aired: December 09, 2014

The only true fact left in the whole world turns out to be a police sting to catch sexual predators and lock them up behind pearly gates.

E7 - Congroined Hearts

Aired: December 10, 2014

While it is busy having fun, victory is eaten by time flies.

E8 - The Comening

Aired: December 11, 2014

The Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening, etc.