E1 - Me Love You Decent Amount of Time

Aired: April 27, 2011

An Asian brothel opens in the immediate neighborhood and draws many of Svetlana's clients away. While Svetlana fights back, her gay friend Jared investigates Vlad to determine his true sexual orientation.

E2 - Narnia

Aired: May 04, 2011

After Eddie frames Svetlana for Phil's murder, she faces "five to life" in prison—and has trouble readjusting to civilian life after she's paroled. (Note: This episode ends with a music video entitled "Hos Before Bros," featuring music by Keith Atkins and lyrics by Kyle Perzanoski.)

E3 - Water-Board Certified

Aired: May 11, 2011

Vlad is abducted by government officials and waterboarded while Svetlana tries to get rid of a negligible amount of belly weight gain.

E4 - Amerimorphation

Aired: May 18, 2011

Svetlana pretends to be an all-American in order to become part of a documentary on American entrepreneurs.

E5 - Corkage Fee

Aired: May 25, 2011

Svetlana turns to a plastic surgeon after her previous breast augmentation suffers a rupture. Meanwhile, Vlad makes a disastrous attempt at male prostitution. (Note: This episode features Iris Bahr in a secondary role as Sandy, a snide receptionist.)

E6 - Mom! Dad!

Aired: June 01, 2011

Liam's disapproving parents threaten to ruin her wedding to Marina, which Svetlana is busy trying to organize.

E7 - Milking It

Aired: June 08, 2011

When Natasha expresses a desire to adopt a baby, Svetlana calls in a favor and arranges to have a Haitian infant delivered to the house. However, when Tomas arrives, he isn't exactly what Svetlana was anticipating.

E8 - Outta Here Like Vladimir: Part 1 "Cookies and Cream"

Aired: June 15, 2011

While taking out the trash, Vlad meets a pretty neighbor, Phoebe (Wendi McLendon-Covey), and immediately dumps Svetlana for her.

E9 - Outta Here Like Vladimir: Part II "URF"

Aired: June 22, 2011

Svetlana, in despair, marries Vivek, an Indian man, and is trying everything to become a good housewife. Meanwhile, Vlad finds it harder and harder to cope with his new girlfriend's nymphomaniacal tendencies.

E10 - Yearning for Zionism

Aired: June 29, 2011

Svetlana tries to prevent Vlad from pimping Natasha on the streets in the middle of the night—and ends up brainwashed by a religious cult.

E11 - Bringing Up Baby

Aired: July 06, 2011

When Marina and Liam announce their desire for a baby, Svetlana goes looking for a suitable sperm donor.

E12 - Look It!

Aired: July 13, 2011

An exterminator contaminates the brothel with poison spray and the family goes on their first ever camping trip to get fresh air.