E1 - Bath of Beans

Aired: September 16, 2003

Vicky Pollard is in trouble with her teacher, while Emily Howard visits a pub and finds an admirer.

E2 - Tallest Man

Aired: September 23, 2003

Daffyd is astounded to discover that someone else has bought his copy of Gay Times.

E3 - Hard-Boiled Egg Eating

Aired: September 30, 2003

Lou and Andy visit the seaside, and there is a new member at Fat Fighters. 

E4 - Most Cigarettes in a Mouth

Aired: October 07, 2003

Dafydd is in denial at the hairdressers while Vicky appears in court.

E5 - Biggest House of Cards

Aired: October 14, 2003

Andy wants a snake, and unscrupulous hypnotist Kenny Craig has some videos for sale. 

E6 - Smallest Ant

Aired: October 21, 2003

There is good news for Dennis, and Marjorie Dawes bumps into Paul while out shopping. 

E7 - Largest Mince Pie

Aired: October 28, 2003

Vicky Pollard tells her social worker that she has swapped her baby for a Westlife CD. 

E8 - Most People in a Mini

Aired: November 04, 2003

Sebastian helps with an important visit from the Italian Prime Minister, and Vicky Pollard goes back to school.