E1 - The Family Thanksgiving

Aired: November 19, 2011

Dan is surprised when Elise's parents invite him to their family Thanksgiving, but soon swears revenge when he learns that they only want to steal his secret family recipe for deviled eggs.

E2 - The Mall Santa

Aired: December 17, 2011

When Dan and Chris land jobs at the mall's Christmas display, Dan vows revenge on a curmudgeonly Mall Santa who despises Christmas. Meanwhile, Elise is assigned by the secret agency to take down the assassin under the codename of "The Snowman".

E3 - The Neighbors

Aired: January 28, 2012

Dan fears his new neighbors are cannibals plotting to eat him, so he tries to run them out of town.

E4 - Dancing

Aired: February 04, 2012

When Dan goes on an anti-dance crusade, he end up interfering with Chris and Elise's plan to enter a dance contest. Elise then exiles him to a ghost town populated by feral dancers, where he must learn the ancient art of "fight-dancing" to survive.

E5 - The Bank

Aired: February 11, 2012

After Dan's bank raises their ATM fees, Dan enlists Chris and Elise to help him pull off a heist to reclaim his money.

E6 - The Monster Under The Bed

Aired: February 18, 2012

Dan, Chris and Elise try to get rid of the monster that Dan accidentally summons from beneath his bed.

E7 - Golf

Aired: February 25, 2012

Chris shirks his responsibilities to go golfing with his boss Mr. Bambridge, so Dan and Elise team up to put an end to his new hobby.

E8 - The Gym

Aired: March 03, 2012

Dan gets tricked into signing up for a long-term gym membership, and while fighting it, uncovers an alarming conspiracy.

E9 - The Wedding

Aired: March 24, 2012

As they sit in a jail cell, Chris and Dan reminisce about Dan's past attempts to sabotage Chris' relationship with Elise.

E10 - The Catburglar

Aired: March 31, 2012

Dan's cat, Mr. Mumbles goes missing drawing him into a thriller and the arms of a captivating, mysterious woman.

E11 - The Dinosaur

Aired: April 07, 2012

A rampaging dinosaur destroys Dan's car, so he and Chris partner up with a croc hunter.

E12 - Stupidity

Aired: April 14, 2012

Dan seeks out the Governor for revenge for America's sinking I.Q.

E13 - The Telemarketer

Aired: May 19, 2012

Dan plots to end the persistant phone calls of a telemarketer, but is soon surprised to find out he knows the caller.

E14 - Reality TV

Aired: May 26, 2012

Dan tries to ruin Reality TV after he's humiliated by a producer named Buddy Starr, but he still wants to win the trip to Astronaut Sleepaway Camp.

E15 - Parents

Aired: June 02, 2012

Displays of poor parenting motivates Dan to adopt a child of his own to prove he could be a terrific dad.

E16 - Gigundo-Mart

Aired: June 09, 2012

Dan wants to drive a new superstore out of business, because it's hurting his favorite stores and encouraging Chris to purchase too many items in bulk.

E17 - Chris

Aired: June 16, 2012

Dan and Chris battle over a piece of sci-fi film memorabilia that may destroy their friendship.

E18 - Wild West Town

Aired: June 23, 2012

Dan goes to a low quality dude ranch where he discovers he can't get a refund.