E1 - The Boy with the Pancakes Tattoo

Aired: August 09, 2012

In this episode, which satirizes "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo", everyone at Childrens Hospital gets amnesia. After that, it looks as though the only way to get rid of the amnesia is to give the amnesia... amnesia. I'm forgetful about what happens after that.

E2 - Staff Dance

Aired: August 16, 2012

Madonna visits the hospital, stunning Owen.

E3 - Chief's Origin

Aired: August 23, 2012

Chief recounts her past, but the doctors aren't interested in her tale.

E4 - Free Day

Aired: August 30, 2012

The doctors have free time on their hands. Lola sports a bikini.

E5 - Behind the Scenes

Aired: September 06, 2012

The actors' bad behavior is caught on camera.

E6 - The Return of the Young Billionaire

Aired: September 13, 2012

Owen works with a detective to get to the bottom of strange behavior by kids.

E7 - British Hospital

Aired: September 20, 2012

A look at the British version of "Childrens Hospital".

E8 - Ladies Night

Aired: September 27, 2012

Single mothers receive discounts.

E9 - A Kid Walks in to a Hospital

Aired: October 04, 2012

Sy's spy past comes back to haunt him when his former partner returns to kill him.

E10 - A Year In the Life

Aired: October 11, 2012

The events of a full year at the hospital are chronicled.

E11 - Attention Staff

Aired: October 18, 2012

Sal Viscuso is hunted and Owen is haunted.

E12 - Childrens Lawspital

Aired: October 25, 2012

Lola has no friends or pets so she gets a law degree and defends Owen.

E13 - Wisedocs

Aired: November 09, 2012

The Mafia run wild in the hospital.

E14 - Eulogy

Aired: November 16, 2012

The death of a cast member is examined.