Conan - Season 1
Episode List
E1 - Baa Baa Blackmail
Aired: November 08, 2010
Seth Rogen, Lea Michele and musical guest Jack White
E2 - Murder, She Tweeted
Aired: November 09, 2010
Tom Hanks, Jack McBrayer and musical guest Soundgarden
E3 - Dead Men Don't Wear Spanx
Aired: November 10, 2010
Jon Hamm, Charlyne Yi and musical guest Fistful of Mercy
E4 - The Mummenschantz Conundrum
Aired: November 11, 2010
Michael Cera, Julie Bowen and comedian Jon Dore
E5 - Hickory Dickory Danger
Aired: November 15, 2010
LL Cool J, B.J. Novak and musical guest Sharon Jones & The Dap-Kings
E6 - A Fistful of Chowder
Aired: November 16, 2010
Harrison Ford, Rosario Dawson and comedian Reggie Watts
E7 - The Equinox Equinox
Aired: November 17, 2010
Russell Brand, Susan Casey and musical guest The 88
E8 - Heavy Hangs the Fannypack
Aired: November 18, 2010
Jesse Eisenberg, Venus Williams and musical guest The Decemberists
E9 - A Prayer for Dick Butkus
Aired: November 22, 2010
Christina Aguilera, Zachary Levi
E10 - Wanted: Dead... or with Chives
Aired: November 23, 2010
Christina Applegate, Patton Oswalt and musical guest Maroon 5
E11 - One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Dead Fish
Aired: November 24, 2010
Eva Mendes, Bob Saget and musical guest Neon Trees
E12 - The Turducken Kerfuffle
Aired: November 25, 2010
Jim Parsons, Marisa Miller and comedian Brendon Walsh
E13 - What the Rowboat Saw
Aired: November 29, 2010
George Lopez, Chris Colfer and musical guest Scott Mescudi
E14 - Satan's Kazoo
Aired: November 30, 2010
Charles Barkley, Dr Drew Pinksy and comedian Bo Burnham
E15 - Paper or Plastique?
Aired: December 01, 2010
Joel McHale, Tim Gunn and musical guest Cake
E16 - A Jeff Bridges Too Far
Aired: December 02, 2010
Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian, Kevin Nealon and musical guest Deerhunter
E17 - One if by Land, Two if by a Slightly Longer Land-Route
Aired: December 06, 2010
Nicole Kidman, Charlie Day and musical guest Lauren Pritchard
E18 - No Time for Tetherball
Aired: December 07, 2010
Rainn Wilson, Roberta Mancino and musical guest Christina Perri
E19 - Do You Want Lies with That?
Aired: December 08, 2010
Ray Romano, Arianna Huffington
E20 - Zeus was Framed
Aired: December 09, 2010
Sarah Silverman, Michio Kaku and musical guest She & Him
E21 - The El Chapo Cartel Saves Christmas
Aired: December 13, 2010
Gwyneth Paltrow, T.J. Miller and musical guest Jimmy Eat World
E22 - A Sleigh Full of Slay
Aired: December 14, 2010
Seth Green, Tim Meadows and musical guest Broken Bells
E23 - How the Grinch Stole Innocence
Aired: December 15, 2010
Amy Adams, Roger Waters and musical guest Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros
E24 - Hairdryer: 1, Frosty: 0
Aired: December 16, 2010
Mark Wahlberg, Charles Phoenix and musical guest Jenny & Johhny
E25 - Fa-La-La-La-La, La-La-La-Murder
Aired: December 20, 2010
Aaron Eckhart, Mary Lynn Rajskub and musical guest Beach House
E26 - A Quantum of Kwanzaa
Aired: December 21, 2010
Kevin Spacey, Kristen Schaal and musical guest Los Lobos
E27 - The Mistletoe Manifesto
Aired: December 22, 2010
Jack Black, Erika Nelson and musical guest Jimmie Vaughan
E28 - Santa vs. Rudolph vs. Predator
Aired: December 23, 2010
Jason Segel, Shane Smith and comedian Reggie Watts
E29 - 2011: A Spanx Odyssey
Aired: January 10, 2011
Adam Sandler, Donald Glover and musical guest Guster
E30 - Return to Devil's Condo
Aired: January 11, 2011
Javier Bardem, Rashida Jones and musical guest Steel Train
E31 - Voodoo or Voo Don't
Aired: January 12, 2011
Denis Leary, Ice Cube and comedian Tim Minchin
E32 - The Monkey's Paw And Then The Rest Of The Monkey
Aired: January 13, 2011
Ricky Gervais, Kaitlin Olson and musical guest Cheap Trick
E33 - Houston, We Have A Murder
Aired: January 17, 2011
Cameron Diaz, Dax Shepard and musical guest My Chemical Romance
E34 - A Fistful of Dollars, A Mouthful of Travelers Cheques
Aired: January 18, 2011
Jennifer Garner, Gabriel Iglesias and musical guest Social Distortion
E35 - The Conundrum Enigma
Aired: January 19, 2011
Natalie Portman, Chris Pratt and musical guest Keyshia Cole
E36 - Damn The Torpedoes, Full Greed Ahead
Aired: January 20, 2011
William H Macy, Marc Maron and musical guest Aloe Blacc
E37 - Hello And Dubai
Aired: January 24, 2011
Larry King, Shaun White and musical guest Iron and Wine
E38 - Something Smelly That Way Went
Aired: January 25, 2011
Steven Ho, Patton Oswalt and musical guest Wanda Jackson
E39 - You Say Tomato, I Also Say Tomato
Aired: January 26, 2011
Jon Cryer, Nick Thune and musical guest Motorhead
E40 - A Renaissance Most Foul
Aired: January 27, 2011
Jane Lynch, Joe Buck and musical guest The Ghost of a Saber Tooth Tiger
E41 - Who Will Cry for The Third Nipple?
Aired: January 31, 2011
Amy Poehler, Tim and Eric and musical guest Randy Rogers Band
E42 - A Finger Un-Pulled
Aired: February 01, 2011
Jennifer Aniston, Nick Offerman and musical guest Peter Bjorn and John
E43 - Rendezvous at Meet-Up Point
Aired: February 02, 2011
Kobe Bryant, Camilla Belle and comedian Jamie Kilstein
E44 - Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Humor Truck
Aired: February 03, 2011
Lisa Kudrow, Mike O'Malley and musical guest Interpol
E45 - "Whisper," She Shouted
Aired: February 07, 2011
Jeff Bridges, Nick Swardson and musical guest Far East Movement
E46 - The Unitard Dilemma
Aired: February 08, 2011
Craig Ferguson, Kevin Hart and musical guest Red
E47 - Octoparrot vs. Megakitten
Aired: February 09, 2011
Curtis '50 Cent' Jackson, Chris Elliott and musical guest Ray LaMontagne
E48 - Death Takes A Time-Share
Aired: February 10, 2011
Seth MacFarlane, Brooklyn Decker and comedian Dana Gould
E49 - Love Gets Liposuctioned
Aired: February 14, 2011
Justin Bieber, Claire Smith and musical guest The Black Keys
E50 - How Stella Got Her Car Back
Aired: February 15, 2011
Dr Phil McGraw, Ginnifer Goodwin and a parkour performance by Jump City: Seattle
E51 - The Asiago Index
Aired: February 16, 2011
Martin Lawrence, Fred Armisen and comedian Reggie Watts
E52 - The Devil's Email Attachment
Aired: February 17, 2011
Martin Short, Chris Bosh and musical guest Nicole Atkins
E53 - Air Force One 2: Revenge of President Dracula
Aired: February 21, 2011
Ed Helms, Carmelo Anthony and musical guest Chromeo
E54 - If This Van's a Rockin', I'm Having a Seizure Inside My Van
Aired: February 22, 2011
Matthew Perry, Mike Sorrentino and musical guest Jason Aldean
E55 - Hooray For Scabies
Aired: February 23, 2011
Jason Sudeikis, Brandon T. Jackson and musical guest G-Love
E56 - The Case of the Missing Show Title
Aired: February 24, 2011
Cory Monteith, Stephen Merchant and comedian Kumal Nanjiani
E57 - The Double-Fudging Of Vanessa Del Rio
Aired: February 28, 2011
Marisa Tomei, Harland Williams and musical guest Fitz & The Tantrums
E58 - World War Wheeee!
Aired: March 01, 2011
Piers Morgan, Emmy Rossum and comedian Nick Griffin
E59 - A Mystery Wrapped Inside a Calzone
Aired: March 02, 2011
Chelsea Handler, Anthony Mackie and musical guest Mavis Staples
E60 - The Rise and Fall of John Reisenphal
Aired: March 03, 2011
Emily Blunt, Martha Stewart and musical guest Taio Cruz
E61 - Captain Facepunch vs. the Punch-Proof Face!
Aired: March 07, 2011
Seth Green, Mike Tyson and musical guest Travis Barker
E62 - Seven Salads for Seven Brothers Who Are Sexually Attracted to Salads
Aired: March 08, 2011
Nigel Marven, Gary Oldman and musical guest Drive-by Truckers
E63 - Everybody Wang But Don't Chung Tonight
Aired: March 09, 2011
Pee-Wee Herman, Edmund Morris and comedian Shane Mauss
E64 - Excuse Me, But May I Murder You?
Aired: March 10, 2011
Seth Rogen, Brittany Snow and musical guest Lykke Li
E65 - Ninjas Don't Wear Corduroy
Aired: March 21, 2011
Sarah Silverman, Biz Stone and comedian Pete Holmes
E66 - The Spatula Peninsula
Aired: March 22, 2011
Eric Stonestreet, Sarah Chalke and musical guest Teddy Thompson
E67 - And in This Corner... Gingivitis!
Aired: March 23, 2011
Vanessa Hudgens, Mike Mizanin and musical guest Grace Potter
E68 - The Lion, The Witch, And The Ikea Aspelund Underbed Storage Box
Aired: March 28, 2011
Jake Gyllenhaal, Randy Jackson and musical guest Panic! at the Disco
E69 - Hell's Cul-De-Sac
Aired: March 29, 2011
Paul Giamatti, Olivia Munn and musical guest Little Big Town
E70 - Terra Chips at 30,000 Feet
Aired: March 30, 2011
Greg Kinnear, Steve Schirripa and comedian Mo Mandel
E71 - Where There's a Will, There's a Dead Person
Aired: March 31, 2011
Johnny Knoxville, Kaley Cuoco and musical guest Thompson Square
E72 - Countdown to Crotchfire
Aired: April 04, 2011
Russell Brand, Kloe Kardashian and comedian Roy Wood Jr
E73 - Grandpa's Secret, Grandma's Shame
Aired: April 05, 2011
Tracy Morgan, Charlyne Yi and musical guest Infantree
E74 - As Time Goes Bi-Curious
Aired: April 06, 2011
Danny McBride, Jeremy Wade and musical guest OneRepublic
E75 - Ding Dong the Witch is Dad
Aired: April 07, 2011
Jack McBrayer, Colin Quinn and musical guest Hanson
E76 - A Man For 3 Out Of 4 Seasons
Aired: April 11, 2011
Chris O Donnell, Lil' John and musical guest PJ Harvey
E77 - The Candy Man Can't
Aired: April 12, 2011
Gordon Ramsay, Hayden Panettiere and comedian Ryan Stout
E78 - The Devil's Pre-nup
Aired: April 13, 2011
Dax Shepard, Anthony Anderson and musical guest The Kills
E79 - Dr. No, M.D.
Aired: April 14, 2011
Matthew Morrison, Alexis Bledel and musical guest Queens of the Stone Age
E80 - On This Day, A Chump Was Born
Aired: April 18, 2011
Emma Roberts, Damon Wayans Jr and musical guest Scala & Kolacny Brothers
E81 - Dial T for Misdialed Murder
Aired: April 19, 2011
Tina Fey, Dr. Sanjay Gupta and musical guest Plan B
E82 - The Boy Who Actually Used Algebra Later in Life
Aired: April 20, 2011
Tyler Perry, Morgan Spurlock and musical guest The Strokes
E83 - The Brobdingnagian Abyssinian
Aired: April 21, 2011
Reese Witherspoon, Joseph Gordon-Levitt and musical guest The Head and the Heart
E84 - Redbeard's Last Stand
Aired: May 02, 2011
Will Ferrell, Paul Bettany and musical guest James Blunt
E85 - The Container Store of My Discontent
Aired: May 03, 2011
Steve Martin, Atticus Shaffer
E86 - The Twin Horrors of Professor Blurryvision
Aired: May 04, 2011
Eva Mendes, Dan Dunn and musical guest The Belle Brigade
E87 - The Umlaut Initiätive
Aired: May 05, 2011
John Krasinski, Blake Griffin and comedian Ian Edwards
E88 - Typo Mysteries Presents: The Haunted Hose
Aired: May 09, 2011
Demetri Martin, Kat Dennings and musical guest Amos Lee
E89 - The Awkward Product Placement. Swiffer
Aired: May 10, 2011
Zach Braff, Judd Apatow and comedian Al Madrigal
E90 - Untitled Freddie Prinze Jr. Project
Aired: May 11, 2011
Jon Hamm, Miranda Kerr and musical guest Ke$ha
E91 - The Falcon CAN Hear the Falconer, Thanks to Miracle Ear!
Aired: May 12, 2011
Magic Johnson, Maggie Q and comedian Jen Kirkman
E92 - The Indiscriminate Highlighter
Aired: May 16, 2011
Zach Galifianakis, Sig Hansen and musical guest Raphael Saadiq
E93 - Fuzzy Wuzzy, or Fuzzy Wuzzn't He?
Aired: May 17, 2011
Norm Macdonald, Todd Phillips and musical guest The Joy Formidable
E94 - Tomorrow's Episode
Aired: May 18, 2011
Bradley Cooper, Chris O'Dowd and comedian Jimmy Carr
E95 - Murder at the Murder Trial
Aired: May 23, 2011
Ken Jeong, Rebel Wilson and musical guest Yeasayer
E96 - Mr. Smith Goes to Hades
Aired: May 24, 2011
Topher Grace, Melissa McCarthy and musical guest Beardyman
E97 - Willy Wonka and His Much Less Popular Beef Jerky Factory
Aired: May 25, 2011
Dave Salmoni, Kevin Nealon and musical guest Ben Harper
E98 - Do Not Go Gentle Into That Pink Berry
Aired: May 26, 2011
Dana Carvey, Mike Zohn and Evan Michelson and musical guest Tinie Tempah
E99 - Quoth the Raven, "No Comment"
Aired: June 06, 2011
Ice-T, Breckin Meyer and musical guest Flogging Molly
E100 - Green Eggs & Health Code Violations
Aired: June 07, 2011
Flavor Flav, Curtis Stone and comedian Tim Minchin
E101 - Is Anyone Paying Attention to These Friggin' Episode Titles?
Aired: June 08, 2011
Steven Ho, Peter Sarsgaard and musical guest Death Cab for Cutie
E102 - Wow! You DO Care About These Episode Titles.
Aired: June 09, 2011
George Lopez, Gary Dell'abate and musical guest Jessie and the Toyboys
E103 - Savage. Fred Savage.
Aired: June 13, 2011
Noah Wyle, Riley Griffiths and comedian Anthony Jeselnik
E104 - She Sells Sea Shells Made Out of Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers
Aired: June 14, 2011
Jeff Garlin, Sarah Vowell and musical guest The Airborne Toxic Event
E105 - It's Gettin' Hard Out There for a Pope
Aired: June 15, 2011
Tom Arnold, Mike Birbiglia and musical guest Redlight King
E106 - The Title Will Be Added In Later
Aired: June 16, 2011
Ryan Reynolds, Simon Pegg and comedian Kyle Kinane
E107 - Quoth the Hipster, "Whatevermore."
Aired: June 20, 2011
Neil Patrick Harris, Emily Mortimer and comedian Tom Segura
E108 - A Recipe for Disaster Casserole
Aired: June 21, 2011
Larry the Cable Guy, Cat Deeley and comedian Reggie Watts
E109 - Me. Coli
Aired: June 22, 2011
Gabourey Sidibe, Rob Corddry and musical guest Alison Krauss & Union Station
E110 - What Happens On Krypton, Stays on Krypton
Aired: June 23, 2011
Adam Levine, Nick Kroll and musical guest My Morning Jacket
E111 - Are You There, God? It's Me - Your Loanshark
Aired: June 27, 2011
Jason Sudeikis, D.J. Qualls and musical guest Ke$ha
E112 - Dragonpuncher 3: The Punchening
Aired: June 28, 2011
Elijah Wood, Leslie Bibb and musical guest Gillian Welch
E113 - An Atheist Named Faith
Aired: June 29, 2011
Liv Tyler, Mark-Paul Gosselaar and comedian Jon Dore
E114 - 50,000,000 Connie Selleca Fans Can't Be Wrong
Aired: June 30, 2011
Tom Hanks, Myron Nixon
E115 - Death Gets a Paper Cut
Aired: July 18, 2011
Bryan Cranston, Chris Hardwick and musical guest Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros
E116 - Length x Width = Tears
Aired: July 19, 2011
Seth Green, Marc Maron and musical guest Tedeschi Trucks Band
E117 - Hell Hath No Cell Phone Reception
Aired: July 20, 2011
Justin Timberlake, Jon Ronson and comedian Myq Kaplan
E118 - One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish - Oh, God, My Whole Life Has Been a Horrible Lie
Aired: July 21, 2011
Lisa Kudrow, Rhett & Link and comedian Nate Bargatze
E119 - Hug Me, Sighed the Porcupine
Aired: July 25, 2011
Emma Stone, Jon Benjamin and musical guest K.T. Tunstall
E120 - The Devil Went Down to 7-Eleven and Bought A Slurpee
Aired: July 26, 2011
Adrian Grenier, Tom Felton and comedian Steve Byrne
E121 - The One Where Conan Does That Thing
Aired: July 27, 2011
Kevin Connolly, Jeff Lewis and musical guest Funeral Party
E122 - The LOL from Hell O Hell
Aired: July 28, 2011
Jon Favreau, Jayma Mays and musical guest Brett Dennen
E123 - The Silvery Thistles of St. Lispmoor
Aired: August 01, 2011
Harrison Ford, Marisa Miller and musical guest Pitbull
E124 - Cut, Cap, Balance, And Boogie
Aired: August 02, 2011
Shaquille O'Neal, Brian Posehn and musical guest Seether
E125 - The Gentile's Bar Mitzvah
Aired: August 03, 2011
Olivia Wilde, Novak Djokovic and comedian Russell Howard
E126 - I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings Karaoke
Aired: August 04, 2011
Jason Bateman, Noah Ringer and comedian Ron Funches
E127 - Cowboys & Aliens 2: Showdown at Glorb Ranch
Aired: August 08, 2011
Piers Morgan, J.B. Smoove and musical guest Imelda May
E128 - And the Wind Whispered "Balls"
Aired: August 09, 2011
James Franco, Nick Swardson
E129 - What if the Title's Too Long for Andy to Successfully Fit it in to the Opening Announce?
Aired: August 10, 2011
Aziz Ansari, Mike Sorrentino and comedian Nate Bargatze
E130 - I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream When Our Elevator Plunges 40 Floors
Aired: August 11, 2011
Denis Leary, Sheamus O'Shaunessy and musical guest Keb' Mo'
E131 - The Decline of Dee Klein
Aired: August 15, 2011
Kathy Griffin, Christopher Mintz-Plasse and musical guest Trombone Shorty and Orleans Avenue
E132 - The Dr. and Mrs. Howard P. Reynolds Foundation Murders
Aired: August 16, 2011
Anne Hathaway, Jason Momoa and comedian Sean O'Connor
E133 - The Devil Drives Stick
Aired: August 17, 2011
Paul Rudd, Jessica Chastain and musical guest Vanessa Carlton
E134 - Dragon Tamer 3: Dungeon War 2: The Prequel
Aired: August 18, 2011
Louis C.K., Jim Sturgess and comedian Hugh Moore
E135 - Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Rabbi
Aired: September 06, 2011
Kevin Nealon, Aubrey Plaza and musical guest Lindsey Buckingham
E136 - I Know What You Did Last Lobsterfest
Aired: September 07, 2011
Don Johnson, Busy Phillips and musical guest Band of Horses
E137 - Eat, Love, Lather, RInse, Repeat
Aired: September 08, 2011
Charlie Day and musical guest Foo Fighters
E138 - Alex Trebek in Actual Jeopardy
Aired: September 12, 2011
Howie Mandel, Floyd Mayweather and musical guest Alexander
E139 - The Title the Announcer Didn't Read Right
Aired: September 13, 2011
Roseanne Barr, Pauly Del Vecchio and comedian Baron Vaughn
E140 - A Streetcar Named Dr. Nathan Gluckman
Aired: September 14, 2011
Tyra Banks, Glenn Howerton and comedians The Sklar Brothers
E141 - And the Wind Cried, "Harriet."
Aired: September 15, 2011
Ashton Kutcher, Jeb Corliss and musical guest Foo Fighters
E142 - The One Hour of Footage George Lucas Hasn't Messed With
Aired: September 19, 2011
Ryan Gosling, Nicole Scherzinger and comedian Tig Notaro
E143 - Quoth the Raven, "That Is So Me!"
Aired: September 20, 2011
Simon Baker, Bryce Dallas Howard and comedian Maria Bamford
E144 - President Björk Saves the Day
Aired: September 21, 2011
Jim Parsons, Chris Pratt and musical guest Grouplove
E145 - The Murdering Murderer of Murdertown
Aired: September 22, 2011
Jonah Hill, John Noble
E146 - The Hunchback of Dekalb County Community College
Aired: September 26, 2011
Taylor Lautner, Kevin Hart and comedian Neal Brennan
E147 - The Fluffer of Seville
Aired: September 27, 2011
Marisa Tomei, Carey Wilson and comedian Joe Mande
E148 - The Day the Proofradar Quit
Aired: September 28, 2011
Seth Rogen, Scott Mescudi and musical guest Daryl Hall
E149 - It Turns Out Stella's Groove Was On Her Head the Whole Time
Aired: September 29, 2011
Patton Oswalt, Ruth England & Mykel Hawke and musical guest Portugal. The Man
E150 - God Never Closes a Door Without Laughing at You
Aired: October 10, 2011
Ty Burrell, Jillian Michaels and musical guest Ryan Adams
E151 - The Way to a Man's Heart Is Through My Multi-level Marketing Plan
Aired: October 11, 2011
Will Arnett, Deepak Chopra and comedian Brent Weinbach
E152 - Death Takes a Staycation
Aired: October 12, 2011
Steven Ho, Michael C. Hall and comedian Gary Gulman
E153 - The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo on Her Face Who Was Unemployable
Aired: October 13, 2011
Sarah Michelle Gellar, Simon Helberg and musical guest Dropkick Murphys
E154 - The Day the Mirth Stood Still
Aired: October 17, 2011
Kaley Cuoco, Dr. Drew Pinsky and musical guest Mayer Hawthorne
E155 - Alibi for the Murder Andy's Committing Tonight
Aired: October 18, 2011
Ray Liotta, Jose Andres and comedian Tommy Johnagin
E156 - Karate Kid 9: Return to Nun-Chuck Island
Aired: October 19, 2011
Tom Selleck, Julianne Hough and musical guest All Time Low
E157 - The Pretty Girl Waving to Someone Behind You
Aired: October 20, 2011
Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Steve Harvey and comedian Amy Schumer
E158 - Footloose 3: Footloosest
Aired: October 24, 2011
Chris Colfer, Charlyne Yi and comedian Matt Braunger
E159 - The Zombie Who Preferred Salads
Aired: October 25, 2011
Zach Galifianakis, Aaron Paul and musical guest Switchfoot
E160 - Enter the Enterer
Aired: October 26, 2011
Jane Lynch, Paul Scheer and musical guest Allen Stone
E161 - The Unbearable Lightness of Light Beer
Aired: October 27, 2011
Hugh Laurie, Kari Byron and comedian T.J. Miller
E162 - It's the Great Pumpki-- No Wait, That's Just Conan's Head
Aired: October 31, 2011
New York City - Jimmy Fallon and comedian Reggie Watts
E163 - A Tree with Dutch Elm Disease Grows in Brooklyn
Aired: November 01, 2011
New York City - Hugh Jackman and musical guest Cobra Starship
E164 - The Mystery of the Recent NYU Grad Who Got a Job
Aired: November 02, 2011
New York City - Matthew Broderick and musical guest Paul Simon
E165 - Just Another Typical Gay Jewish Televised Wedding in New York
Aired: November 03, 2011
New York City - Louis C.K. and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog