E1 - Food Service vs. Hobbyists

Aired: July 31, 2003

People with hobbies take on food service employees to see who's got what it takes to survive elimination. Kenny discusses his leisure activities, and the Captain shares his opinion on hobbies with the contestants. Games include: Sinkers and Floaters; Saddle Sores; Wallbangers; Log Drop

E2 - Hi-Tech vs. Civil Service

Aired: August 07, 2003

Computer nerds and city workers go head to head. Games include: Dope on a Rope; Circle Jerkers; Swamp Gassers; Brass Balls

E3 - Cable TV Workers vs. White House Employees

Aired: August 16, 2003

Finding out who's more ruthless: cable TV workers or White House employees. Meanwhile, Kenny remembers a White House tour. Games include: Rotating Surfboards of Death; Door Jam; Mine Games; Tumbling Dominoes of Doom

E4 - Reality TV vs. Animal Lovers

Aired: August 21, 2003

Real life and wild life battle it out like animals on this episode of MXC, as reality TV stars face off against animal specialists. Games include: Window Pain; Dash to Death; Loogie Launch; Endangering Species; Log Drop

E5 - Toy & Games vs. Office Workers

Aired: August 28, 2003

The battle looms between office workers and toy makers in this MXC battle. Games include: Holes of Glory; Skidmarkers; Log Drop; Chum in the Mouth

E6 - Beauty Pageants vs. Military Personnel

Aired: September 11, 2003

Can the military take down the big lacquered hair, perfect bodies and personalities of the beauty pageant contestants? Games include: Sinkers and Floaters; Turtle Hurdlers Crossing the Poo-Tomac; Pole Riders; Boulder Dash

E7 - Entrepreneurs vs. Hotel Staff

Aired: September 18, 2003

Hoteliers go head-to-head with entrepreneurs in this battle. Captain Tenneal speaks on the dangers of hotel rooms. Games include: Dirty Muddy Balls; Saddle Sores; Staff Infectors; Rotating Surfboard of Death

E8 - Former Olympians

Aired: September 25, 2003

In this episode, former Olympians from America battle former Olympians from the rest of the world. Kenny and Vic try to conceal their USA pride. The Captain hangs out with pop sensation Pey'once. Games include: Sinkers and Floaters; Dope on a Rope; Dash to Death; Log Drop

E9 - Entertainment Media vs. Unions

Aired: October 02, 2003

Members of entertainment media take on union workers on this episode of MXC. Vic and Kenny discuss the benefits of union employment. Games include: Window Pain; Irritable Bowl Syndrome; Muddy Runs; Tumbling Dominoes of Doom

E10 - Wedding Industry vs. Trucking Industry

Aired: October 09, 2003

The battle rages between those who help people get hitched and those who hitch trailers. Also, Vic and Kenny get a visit from some truckers, and Ken practices his future work as a Justice of the Peace. Games include: Mudd Butlers; Tour de Grand Prix; Brass Balls; Nut Baggers

E11 - Financial Industry vs. Alcohol Industry

Aired: October 16, 2003

MXC goes under the lights for the first nighttime edition as Wall Street's Bulls and Bears challenge Bourbon Street's distillers and beer makers. Also, Vic preaches to Kenny about the dangers of alcohol. Games include: Rotating Surfboard of Death; Eat Shitake; Pole Riders; Log Drop

E12 - Real Monsters vs. Commercial Mascots

Aired: October 30, 2003

It's a monstrous edition of the world's toughest reality sports show in town as product mascots, captained by Pissin' Boots, the mascot of Cat-Scat Kitty Litter challenges real monsters, captained by Clamula, whose reeking breath kills people for miles around as we celebrate All Hallow's Eve. Games include: Sinkers and Floaters; Intestinal Fortitude; Dry Balls

E13 - Fast Food vs. Aerospace

Aired: November 06, 2003

The battle would be settled between the aerospace workers and the fast food employees in MXC's Arctic Edition. Games include: Sno' Man's Land; Frozen Wallbangers; Sperm Wheelers; Frigid Slope of Icy Death