E1 - Root Beer, Women and Song

Aired: September 20, 1986

Still out to flatter the redoubtable Jessica, Jamie takes her out to an expensive restaurant while tightwad Ted puts Vicki in charge of household expenses.

E2 - My Mother the Teacher

Aired: September 27, 1986

Jamie tries to recover his respect in class when his mother comes in as substitute teacher by trying to humiliate her out of her job.

E3 - Vicki for the Defense

Aired: October 04, 1986

Playing a judge in a class simulation of a courtroom, Jamie dispenses uneven justice and gets impeached, while parking-ticket-skipping role model Ted tries to get himself arrested.

E4 - Homeless Causes

Aired: October 11, 1986

Joan's civic project with the homeless prompts Jamie to bring home a bum, who virtually takes over the Lawson household.

E5 - The Hustle

Aired: October 18, 1986

When Jamie is taken by a slick curbside vendor with a bad mini-TV, Ted goes after him for reparations -- and gets conned himself.

E6 - Jamie's Older Woman

Aired: October 25, 1986

Jamie pushes Harriet aside in an unrequited crush on her 16-year-old cousin, who teaches him a lesson in respect.

E7 - My Robot Family

Aired: November 01, 1986

When he's punished for thoughtlessly dropping the family's reservations to Mexico, Jamie dreams that the others are robots under his control.

E8 - The Wonder Worker

Aired: November 08, 1986

To help Jamie's shy and withdrawn classmate who stutters, Ted programs Vicki to be her speech therapist.

E9 - Have a Heart

Aired: November 15, 1986

Jamie tries to show Vicki the meaning of compassion by sharing, which she does -- including the dress off her back, while the Brindles move in with their marital dispute.

E10 - Latchkey Dreams

Aired: November 29, 1986

To get on a community-sponsored Thanksgiving ski trip for disadvantaged kids, Jamie convinces the sponsors that his parents are separated.

E11 - Computer Dating

Aired: December 06, 1986

To pay for a new bike he bought from the neighborhood bully, Jamie uses Vicki to run a school computerized match-making business.

E12 - Smoker's Delight

Aired: December 13, 1986

Jamie learns a sobering lesson in using smoking and chewing tobacco to elevate his freshman status in junior high.

E13 - Movin' Up

Aired: January 10, 1987

While Vicki learns to spend a day without duties or instructions, Ted's new prestigious job offer in Massachusetts tests the family's taste to social climb vs. its price of morality.

E14 - Project Blender

Aired: January 17, 1987

To make his dad's ""button-pusher"" job seem important to his friends, Jamie hints that Ted is head of a top-secret project -- which even Ted's jealous boss, Brandon, believes.

E15 - Class Comedienne

Aired: January 24, 1987

Nagged by classmates that Vicki has a wooden personality, Jamie overdoes it in secretly programming her a livelier one.

E16 - Little Miss Shopping Mall

Aired: February 07, 1987

The Lawsons take up the Brindles' snobby challenge and enter Vicki in a mall pageant against Harriet.

E17 - Victor/ V.I.C.I.

Aired: February 14, 1987

To help his Little League team's rock-bottom status, Jamie disguises Vicki as a boy to use her robotic abilities to bat for the pennant.

E18 - Look into My Eyes

Aired: February 21, 1987

After Vicki watches a TV hypnotist turn volunteers into clowns and animals, she starts practicing her new mesmerizing ""skill"" on the Lawsons with hysterical results.

E19 - Pint Sized Pick-Up

Aired: April 18, 1987

While in a store with Jamie looking for a present for her mock birthday party to convince Child Services that they treat her well, Vicki picks up an expensive watch and is picked up for shoplifting.

E20 - Community Watch and See

Aired: May 02, 1987

After being burglarized (while Vicki's home and they're at a restaurant), the Lawsons join the neighborhood watch.

E21 - Here Kitty, Kitty!

Aired: May 09, 1987

To train Vicki to be more affectionate, Ted buys her a toy cat that only makes her mimic Jamie's past jealousy and run away.

E22 - Vicki Goodwrench

Aired: May 16, 1987

During Jamie's part-time gas station job, Vicki fine-tunes a car to go 50 miles a gallon, causing oil companies and oil sheiks alike to drop by the Lawsons' door.

E23 - The Wedding

Aired: May 23, 1987

Ted and Joan decide to have the ceremonial wedding they never had -- until the Brindles butt in.

E24 - Wham-Bam-Body Slam

Aired: June 20, 1987

Joan invites Wally Crandal, a former 90-pound weakling college classmate, over for dinner to meet his former school tormentor: Ted, who rigs Vicki to play even crueler tricks. Only Ted's unaware that Wally's grown into a top pro wrestler.