E1 - Inherit the Wind

Aired: September 12, 1989

Roseanne tries her hand at telephone solicitation while trying to console Becky who had an embarrassing accident in front of the school council.

E2 - The Little Sister

Aired: September 19, 1989

Jackie takes umbrage at Roseanne's remarks about her career ambitions when she reveals that she has enrolled in police academy; Becky gets caught reading Dan's girlie magazine.

E3 - Guilt by Disassociation

Aired: September 26, 1989

Inexperienced Roseanne is hired for -- and subsequently fired from -- a job requiring computer experience.

E4 - Somebody Stole My Gal

Aired: October 03, 1989

Roseanne begins to feel the empty-nest syndrome when Jackie departs for police training, Becky dates a 17-year-old and Darlene goes to a co-ed party.

E5 - House of Grown-Ups

Aired: October 10, 1989

After a lonely architect who works with Dan has dinner at the Conners', he attempts to buy their friendship

E6 - Five of a Kind

Aired: October 24, 1989

A kiss is just a kiss, but it could mean trouble when the kisser is Dan's buddy Arnie, and the kissee is Roseanne.

E7 - BOO!

Aired: October 31, 1989

The Conner family terrify each other out of their wits on Halloween night.

E8 - Sweet Dreams

Aired: November 07, 1989

Roseanne tries to get a few minutes of relaxation in the bathtub, but she ends up getting constant interruptions from her family--and a fantasy about two hunks.

E9 - We Gather Together

Aired: November 21, 1989

On Thanksgiving Day, Jackie finally spills the news of her new job to her mother; and Dan's dad butters up Crystal.

E10 - Brain-Dead Poets Society

Aired: November 28, 1989

Darlene refuses to read her prize-winning poem on Culture Night at her school, preferring to stay home to watch a ballgame with Dan, until Roseanne lays down the law.

E11 - Lobocop

Aired: December 05, 1989

When Roseanne takes a second job, her hectic work schedule takes a bite out of her romantic schedule with Dan. Dan disguises himself in an attempt to win back Roseanne's affections.

E12 - No Talking

Aired: December 12, 1989

Becky wages a teenage war of silence against Roseanne.

E13 - Chicken Hearts

Aired: January 02, 1990

Roseanne strains to treat her 17-year-old boss with respect so she can have weekends off to be with her family.

E14 - One for the Road

Aired: January 09, 1990

When the parents are away, Becky and her friend Dana play with a little help from the liquor cabinet.

E15 - An Officer and a Gentleman

Aired: January 23, 1990

When Roseanne is called away, Jackie impresses Dan and the kids with her homemaking skills.

E16 - Born to Be Wild

Aired: January 30, 1990

Roseanne and Dan get a blast from the blast when old pal Ziggy cruises into Lanford on a motorcycle, prompting the Conners to resurrect their old bike.

E17 - Hair

Aired: February 06, 1990

Roseanne applies for a job at a beauty salon doing the same domestic chores that she does at home.

E18 - I'm Hungry

Aired: February 13, 1990

Dan is persuaded to join Roseanne in a weight-loss program that involves exercise.

E19 - All of Me

Aired: February 20, 1990

Roseanne doesn't share Jackie's enthusiasm for the exciting new man in her life.

E20 - To Tell the Truth

Aired: February 27, 1990

Roseanne's meddling results in silence between the sisters, but Jackie has exciting news to share.

E21 - Fender Bender

Aired: March 20, 1990

Roseanne's station wagon is hit by a luxury car that belongs to the rich Mrs. Wellman.

E22 - April Fool's Day

Aired: April 10, 1990

On April 15th, Dan and Roseanne offer the kids a frantic lesson in family accounting; and in despair finally visit the local IRS office.

E23 - Fathers and Daughters

Aired: May 01, 1990

In an attempt to bond with their daughters, Dan goes clothes shopping with Becky, and Roseanne watches basketball with Darlene.

E24 - Happy Birthday

Aired: May 08, 1990

Roseanne finally has a place to write when Dan builds her an office for her birthday -- but she's stricken with a case of writer's block.