E1 - 818-jklpuzo

Aired: September 21, 2009

Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia.

E2 - Whipped Unto the Third Generation

Aired: September 28, 2009

When Chelsea convinces Charlie to let Alan's new girlfriend, Melissa, move in, the girls end up taking over Charlie's house.

E3 - Mmm, Fish. Yum.

Aired: October 05, 2009

Alan ends up playing maid to Judith's new baby as well as his former mother-in-law. Meanwhile, Jake uses an incriminating photo to blackmail Charlie.

E4 - Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

Aired: October 12, 2009

Alan starts working for Evelyn as Charlie works to fix the relationship between Chelsea and Jake.

E5 - For the Sake of the Child

Aired: October 19, 2009

Jake stops at nothing to get away from Charlie and Alan, after they embarrass him out in public.

E6 - Give Me Your Thumb

Aired: November 02, 2009

Alan's advice to Chelsea that she get breast-reduction surgery is not met with enthusiasm by Charlie, who kicks him out, but staying with Evelyn has its own challenges.

E7 - Untainted by Filth

Aired: November 09, 2009

Alan and Charlie are shocked when they wake up next to a strange woman, and try to find out what happened.

E8 - Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

Aired: November 16, 2009

While overcoming a bad break-up, Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house.

E9 - Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

Aired: November 23, 2009

While Alan struggles to cure his baldness, Charlie deals with the problem that he can't satisfy Chelsea.

E10 - That's Why They Call It Ball Room

Aired: December 07, 2009

Chelsea wants Charlie to take dancing lessons for the wedding, when Charlie uncovers the truth that Chelsea has been lying about her finances.

E11 - Warning, It's Dirty

Aired: December 14, 2009

Jake is taught the art of infidelity by Charlie, while Celeste is away for Christmas.

E12 - Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

Aired: January 11, 2010

Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Alan and Herb hope to keep Judith from finding out they've become friends.

E13 - Yay, No Polyps!

Aired: January 18, 2010

Charlie opts to have a colonoscopy in order to avoid going on a trip with Chelsea to see her parents. However, when he returns home, he finds her parents at his house.

E14 - Crude and Uncalled For (1)

Aired: February 01, 2010

Charlie suspects Chelsea likes the lawyer representing Alan after his arrest for a bar fight.

E15 - Aye, Aye, Captain Douche (2)

Aired: February 08, 2010

Chelsea and Charlie's relationship is at risk when Charlie's jealousy comes between them.

E16 - Tinkle Like a Princess

Aired: March 01, 2010

Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife, but she's not Chelsea.

E17 - I Found Your Moustache

Aired: March 08, 2010

Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.

E18 - Ixnay on the Oggie Day

Aired: March 22, 2010

Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient.

E19 - Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave

Aired: April 12, 2010

Alan is torn between the bad influence of Jake's new friend and the hotness of his mother.

E20 - I Called Him Magoo

Aired: May 10, 2010

Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend, while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the "girlfriend experience"

E21 - Gumby with a Pokey

Aired: May 17, 2010

Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends while Alan and Jake are on a road trip.

E22 - This Is Not Gonna End Well

Aired: May 24, 2010

Charlie is miffed over Alan's planned attendance of Chelsea's birthday party and suffers the indignity of having Jake chauffer him around following a license suspension.