E1 - Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

Aired: September 24, 2007

Jake is getting ready to start a new school as he graduates to Junior High. Alan and Charlie take him school shopping and find themselves in trouble.

E2 - Media Room Slash Dungeon

Aired: October 01, 2007

Charlie acts strange after spending an evening with his mother, and a woman Alan slept with behaves oddly the next morning.

E3 - Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

Aired: October 08, 2007

Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. The two double date and their waitress happens to be one of Charlie’s ex-girlfriends. Charlie's date backfires the following morning, when he ends up in court in front of the judge.

E4 - City of Great Racks

Aired: October 15, 2007

Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.

E5 - Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

Aired: October 22, 2007

Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend's 4-year-old amused; Alan becomes a test subject.

E6 - Help Daddy Find His Toenail

Aired: October 29, 2007

Charlie's girlfriend is embrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert.

E7 - Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room

Aired: November 05, 2007

After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house. Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother.

E8 - Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

Aired: November 12, 2007

Charlie writes a children’s song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan.

E9 - Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids

Aired: November 19, 2007

Charlie fights his attraction for Teddy's daughter.

E10 - Kinda Like Necrophilia

Aired: November 26, 2007

Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at Charlie, even though this happened when they were in high school.

E11 - Meander to Your Dander

Aired: March 17, 2008

When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise.

E12 - A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh

Aired: March 24, 2008

Rose returns from England, and plays nurse rather oddly for an ill Charlie.

E13 - The Soil Is Moist

Aired: March 31, 2008

Alan finds out some surprising information about Judith's sex life when he decides to go on a date with one of her friends.

E14 - Winky-Dink Time

Aired: April 14, 2008

Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a hooker.

E15 - Rough Night in Hump Junction

Aired: April 21, 2008

Alan feels Charlie is unable to control his womanizing ways.

E16 - Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

Aired: April 28, 2008

Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister.

E17 - Fish in a Drawer

Aired: May 05, 2008

CSIs investigate a death at Charlie's house.

E18 - If My Hole Could Talk

Aired: May 12, 2008

Charlie's attracted to an older self-help author. Alan and Jake clash over a project for school.

E19 - Waiting for the Right Snapper

Aired: May 19, 2008

When Charlie meets Angie's soon to be daughter-in-law, he realizes it's not for the first time.