E1 - Working for Caligula

Aired: September 18, 2006

Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle after Alan moves out of the house. Alan suffers a breakdown after his divorce from Kandi.

E2 - Who's Vod Kanockers?

Aired: September 25, 2006

Charlie finally tells Alan that he didn't marry Mia because she wanted Alan and Jake to move out of the house, but Alan finds a hole in his logic. Charlie and Alan deal with a noisy neighbor who constantly sings all the time, who happens to be Steven Tyler.

E3 - The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress

Aired: October 02, 2006

Charlie tries to surf to impress Dottie, a beautiful woman he just met, but after he nearly drowns he is convinced that he saw his late father.

E4 - A Pot Smoking Monkey

Aired: October 09, 2006

Alan tries to hire his ex-wife's lawyer to help him win custody over the dog he and Kandi shared.

E5 - A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

Aired: October 16, 2006

Alan is overjoyed by the prospect of Judith remarrying, as he would no longer have to pay alimony. Alan gets Charlie to help him when it looks like the marriage maybe derailed due to Jake’s dislike of his mother’s fiancé.

E6 - Apologies for the Frivolity

Aired: October 23, 2006

Charlie is dating a woman whose personality and life are like his mother’s.

E7 - Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head

Aired: November 06, 2006

Berta's daughter, Naomi is pregnant and Berta drags Charlie with her when she confronts the baby’s father. Alan reveals a secret fetish.

E8 - Release the Dogs

Aired: November 13, 2006

Alan suffers from insomnia. He visits his psychiatrist, who reveals that the cause of Alan's sleepless nights is his jealousy towards Charlie, and his inability to glide through life.

E9 - Corey's Been Dead for an Hour

Aired: November 20, 2006

Charlie gets tired of Alan's mooching and reaches the breaking point during the brothers' double date. Jake is left home alone for the first time.

E10 - Kissing Abraham Lincoln

Aired: November 27, 2006

Worrying Charlie may get rid of one of them, Berta and Lydia fight over him. Meanwhile, Kandi does everything she can to stop Alan from selling their condo.

E11 - Walnuts and Demerol

Aired: December 11, 2006

Charlie's friends and family put a crimp in his plan for a romantic Christmas Eve date. When Evelyn sees who the date is, she goes to great lengths to force a wedge between them.

E12 - Castrating Sheep in Montana

Aired: January 08, 2007

Berta discovers that Alan has been dating her daughter Naomi.

E13 - Don't Worry, Speed Racer

Aired: January 22, 2007

Jake shares that he has heard his mother having sex with her fiancée, Herb; this revelation brings up a repressed memory for Charlie. This leads Charlie to seek help from Rose.

E14 - That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami

Aired: February 05, 2007

Charlie sets Alan up with their new neighbour. But he gets jealous when the two form a bond.

E15 - My Damn Stalker

Aired: February 12, 2007

Rose is moving to London, and Charlie is surprised by his reaction to the news. Alan lies to a woman he met online.

E16 - Young People Have Phlegm Too

Aired: February 19, 2007

Charlie's young, hot girlfriend takes him to a new club. She invites Alan to meet one of her friends but the men are shocked to learn that they are considered as being "old".

E17 - I Merely Slept with a Commie

Aired: February 26, 2007

After Evelyn tells Alan and Charlie how she feels about there being no mourners at her friend’s funeral, the boys share their feelings that this could also be the case at her funeral. Evelyn tries to prove them wrong by introducing them to a couple she help adopt a boy from China. The boys return fire by inviting the young man to a play date with Jake.

E18 - It Never Rains in Hooterville

Aired: March 19, 2007

Alan tries to bond with Jake when he realizes that his childhood is almost over. Kandi pursues a career in acting.

E19 - Smooth as a Ken Doll

Aired: April 09, 2007

Charlie takes a liking to Myra, the witty sister of Judith's fiancé, Herb.

E20 - Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot

Aired: April 16, 2007

Alan looks forward to Judith's wedding, while Charlie and Myra continue their romance.

E21 - Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous

Aired: April 23, 2007

Alan and Charlie re-examine their sexual identities after Alan befriends Greg, a gay man. Meanwhile, Jake has a crush on Greg's daughter.

E22 - Mr. McGlue's Feedbag

Aired: April 30, 2007

Jake gets lucky after Charlie takes him to the racetrack. Meanwhile, Alan has a difficult time at the DMV.

E23 - Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'

Aired: May 07, 2007

Charlie is shocked when the handyman working on his house beats him out for Chloe's affections. Alan has no sympathy for Charlie’s distress.

E24 - Prostitutes and Gelato

Aired: May 14, 2007

Evelyn's boyfriend, Teddy, invites Alan and Charlie to go with him to Las Vegas on his private jet. The boys confront their individual 'daddy issues'