E1 - Pilot

Aired: September 20, 1991

A divorced contractor and a widowed beautician impulsively marry, but their broods are in no mood to meld.

E2 - The Dance

Aired: September 27, 1991

Al is in the dumps after being dumped by a boy, so who's to undump her but lovable Steve Urkel.

E3 - Rules of the House

Aired: October 04, 1991

Carol's new house rules are meant to bring harmony, but they drum up howls instead.

E4 - First Anniversary

Aired: October 11, 1991

The newlyweds' one-month anniversary is marked by a misunderstanding over gifts and the arrival of Frank's nephew.

E5 - Frank & Son

Aired: October 18, 1991

Frank's in a lather: J.T. doesn't seem cut out for carpentry, but he bubbles as Carol's shampoo boy.

E6 - Pulling Together

Aired: October 25, 1991

Frank's kids are eager to compete in the rowdy Family Games--and Carol's are happy to let them.

E7 - Yo-Yo's Wedding

Aired: November 01, 1991

Frank and Carol aren't clowning around when they retie the knot--at Brendan's birthday party.

E8 - Just for Kicks

Aired: November 08, 1991

Dana sneaks out to hear her favorite singer at a bikers bar.

E9 - Into the Woods

Aired: November 15, 1991

Camping in the wilderness proves too much for Carol to bear.

E10 - Mixed Messages

Aired: November 22, 1991

An answering machine can be a lifesaver, but Karen doesn't get the message and, as a result, neither does Frank.

E11 - A Day in the Life

Aired: November 29, 1991

While discussing families on TV, the Lamberts and Fosters are told to forget the cameras and just be themselves--and unfortunately they do.

E12 - The New Car

Aired: December 06, 1991

J.T. "borrows" Carol's car for a date, and someone "borrows" it from him; Penny dates a mortician who likes to talk shop at dinner.

E13 - Getting Organized

Aired: December 13, 1991

Frank and Carol end up in a dumpster in search of the files Carol dumped; Dana and Karen pull a UFO trick on Cody and J.T.

E14 - Home Alone

Aired: January 03, 1992

Frank and Carol plan a weekend at a quiet retreat while Dana minds the kids at home. Is that how it works? No.

E15 - Drive, He Said

Aired: January 17, 1992

Dana passes her driving test with flying colors, but Frank flunks his.

E16 - Bully for Mark

Aired: February 07, 1992

Mark is doing the homework for a bully named Max; what's worse, Max is short for Maxine.

E17 - The Boys in the Band

Aired: February 14, 1992

J.T. and Cody are dragged into replacing two of the four flu-stricken members of Al's all-girl rock band.

E18 - School Daze

Aired: February 21, 1992

Carol returns to college as a student, but she's also a committed mother, wife, and beautician, and soon everyone's ready to be committed.

E19 - Country Club

Aired: February 28, 1992

A country-club invitation works out nicely for everyone but Dana, who could club Frank over his hayseed ways.

E20 - Daddy's Girl

Aired: March 06, 1992

Frank's dad, a widower, has a girlfriend who's a lot like Frank's mom--except she's a stripper.

E21 - He Wanted Wings

Aired: March 27, 1992

Carol gives Frank flying lessons for his 40th birthday, and he gets a crash course when the instructor turns suicidal.

E22 - Beauty Contest

Aired: April 24, 1992

Carol and Karen enter a beauty pageant at Frank's Mallard Lodge, but can't cope with the judges' foul behavior.