E1 - One On the Town

Aired: May 15, 1981

Guy Caballero welcomes you to SCTV's new programming season on NBC.

E2 - Polynesiantown

Aired: May 22, 1981

Johnny LaRue plays a restaurant owner in his latest movie.

E3 - Southside Fracas

Aired: May 29, 1981

Guy Caballero hires illegal immigrant Pirini Scleroso; the Fracases argue about their daughter's wedding.

E4 - Repeats

Aired: June 19, 1981

A selection of sketches from the previous seasons.

E5 - Lunchtime Street Beef

Aired: July 03, 1981

Johnny LaRue is desperate for work after the failure of "Polynesiantown."

E6 - Moral Majority

Aired: July 10, 1981

Guy tries to appease a major advertiser.

E7 - Pledge Week

Aired: July 17, 1981

SCTV holds a pledge drive.

E8 - Bouncin' Back To You with The Tubes

Aired: July 24, 1981

Lola Heatherton is despondent after her live special is canceled.

E9 - The Great White North

Aired: July 31, 1981

Bob and Doug McKenzie invite fellow hoser Ian Thomas onto their show.

E10 - CCCP 1

Aired: October 16, 1981

SCTV's regular programming is interrupted by a Soviet satellite.

E11 - I'm Taking My Own Head, Screwing It On Right, and No Guy's Gonna Tell Me It Ain't

Aired: October 23, 1981

Libby Wolfson prepares for her new play.

E12 - Zontar

Aired: October 31, 1981

The SCTV cast and crew falls victim to alien mind control.

E13 - Walter Cronkite's Brain

Aired: November 06, 1981

David Brinkley's look at the human brain includes Walter Cronkite's childhood on Krypton.

E14 - Doorway To Hell

Aired: November 20, 1981

Guy runs out of ideas and takes suggestions from the crew.

E15 - The Godfather

Aired: December 11, 1981

A war erupts between the Five Networks when "Don Caballero" refuses to back a pay TV channel.

E16 - SCTV Staff Christmas Party

Aired: December 18, 1981

Johnny is forced to tape "Street Beef" outside on Christmas Eve.

E17 - Teacher's Pet

Aired: February 12, 1982

Ricardo Montalban is featured in a "To Sir, With Love" parody.

E18 - Midnight Video Special

Aired: February 19, 1982

Gerry Todd hosts a concert special consisting entirely of videos.

E19 - The Great White North Palace

Aired: April 16, 1982

Everyone is jealous of the attention Guy is paying to Bob and Doug--including giving them their own special.

E20 - Pre-Teen World Telethon

Aired: April 23, 1982

The kids of Pre-Teen World hold a telethon after their funding is cut.

E21 - The People's Global Golden Choice Awards

Aired: May 01, 1982

When SCTV wins a suspicious number of awards, Bob Hope notifies the FBI.

E22 - 3D Stake From The Heart

Aired: May 14, 1982

Count Floyd takes us behind the scenes of the latest Coppola and Dr. Tongue production.

E23 - Pet Peeves / The Happy Wanderers

Aired: May 21, 1982

Hollywood stars reveal what bugs them; Stan and Yosh Schmenge welcome back a former Happy Wanderer.

E24 - Chariots Of Eggs

Aired: June 05, 1982

Hall and Oates star in Bobby Bittman's latest film.

E25 - Battle Of The PBS Stars

Aired: July 16, 1982

Carl Sagan's team takes on William F. Buckley's.

E26 - Rome, Italian Style

Aired: October 15, 1982

On the SCTV Foreign Film Festival, Angelo loses control of his fantasies.

E27 - The Days Of The Week / Street Beef

Aired: October 22, 1982

Everything comes to a head at Clay and Sue Ellen's wedding; Johnny meets a valuable ally at the bar.