E1 - Episode #301

Aired: April 01, 2007

Carlos is back for a Third Season on Comedy Central. Carlos's favorite talking dinosaur, Carlosaurus Rex makes a come back to sing his songs for the children.

E2 - Episode #302

Aired: April 08, 2007

Carlos introduces us to his version of Barato. Also included, Carlos heads to TV central for Iraq E!TV, to show us the new line-up for fall.

E3 - Episode #303

Aired: April 15, 2007

"Are You Smarter than a Wetback?" is a new game show that Carlos introduces. Rappers in prison and their experience behind bars, is the music video of the week.

E4 - Episode #304

Aired: April 22, 2007

Is America ready for a Female President? That is the question that Carlos hits the streets with. Special guests and a poetry event also take center stage.

E5 - Episode #305

Aired: April 29, 2007

Freedom of Speech does it really exist or is it a figment of our imaginations? Club Carlos is introduced with the motto: No Shirt, No Shoes, No Dee-Dee-Dees!

E6 - Episode #306

Aired: May 06, 2007

Carlos takes on a sensitivity training class. Then the world of speed dating where Carlos dresses as a Latina woman trying to find a mate.

E7 - Episode #307

Aired: May 13, 2007

The first Latino Super-Hero makes his way onto the screen. Then Carlos talks with some friends about jobs they should never have.

E8 - Episode #308

Aired: May 20, 2007

It's highlights from Season 3 with original introductions by Carlos.

E9 - Episode #309

Aired: July 08, 2007

Carlos sets out to expose why people don't want to vote for a black president. Carlos also knows he is not the only one to do racial impressions, so he hits the streets to prove his point.

E10 - Episode #310

Aired: July 15, 2007

Judge Carlos makes a come back...to set everyone straight and lay down the law Carlos Style. Wild animals do not belong in the city, but Carlos is going to show a few how to.

E11 - Episode #311

Aired: July 22, 2007

The winner of the "So You Think You Can Rant" challenge is announced. The Arab store clerk Punji returns, and Bill Clinton as the "First Man" as seen through the eyes of Carlos.

E12 - Episode #312

Aired: July 29, 2007

A spoof of the television shot "Man vs. Wild" is profiled, which lands its host in the ghetto. Paging Dr. Carlos, don't worry he gets all the Dee-dee-dees.

E13 - Episode #313

Aired: August 05, 2007

Kids and video games are making the news. So Carlos wonders how the kids would handle being sucked into a video game. We see the return of "Future News" with Fernando Rosalindo.

E14 - Episode #314

Aired: August 19, 2007

The Stereotype Olympics are back, as Carlos lights the ceremonial torch. Then Carlos has to ask why there are not more Mexicans in movies.

E15 - Episode #315

Aired: August 26, 2007

Is the human race worth saving, Carlos and the aliens set to find out. Dean Carlos has some heart to heart straight forward guidance for some high school students.

E16 - Episode #316

Aired: September 02, 2007

Holding tradition Carlos takes a look back at season 3. Highlights from the season are profiled.