E1 - If Healthcare Was Honest

Aired: January 06, 2023

What if hospitals and health insurance companies like UnitedHealth Group, Anthem, Aetna, Cigna, Humana, and others were actually honest about how horrifically terrible they are? Roger Horton investigates.

E2 - If Comic Book Movies Were Honest

Aired: January 27, 2023

What if Marvel and DC and everybody else were honest about how they make their dumb comic book movies? Roger Horton investigates.

E3 - If Podcasts Were Honest

Aired: March 31, 2023

What if podcasters were honest about the content they were making?

E4 - If Cruises Were Honest

Aired: April 18, 2023

What if cruises were honest about your floating vacation?

E5 - Welcome to Honest Ads promo

Aired: June 02, 2023

All Roger, all in one place.

E6 - If Bars Were Honest

Aired: June 09, 2023

What if were your neighborhood bar was honest?

E7 - If Dispensaries Were Honest

Aired: June 16, 2023

What if were your neighborhood dispensary was honest?

E8 - If Movie Theatres Were Honest

Aired: June 23, 2023

What if were your local movie theatre was honest?

E9 - If Perfume Commercials Were Honest (Perfume Ad Parody)

Aired: June 30, 2023

What if fragrance ads were honest?

E10 - If Casinos Were Honest

Aired: July 09, 2023

What if casinos commercials were honest? Well, here at Horton’s Palace, we are.

E11 - If Landlords Were Honest

Aired: July 16, 2023

Roger is your landlord now, and he's getting real honest about things.

E12 - If Divorce Lawyers Were Honest (Divorce Lawyer Commercial Parody)

Aired: July 23, 2023

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E13 - If Live Streamers Were Honest (Twitch Stream Parody)

Aired: July 30, 2023

Live Streamers Rise up! What's up Rogheads, the stream's about to start.

E14 - If Plastic Surgeons Were Honest

Aired: August 06, 2023

How do you know if you can trust your plastic surgeon? At Dr. Roger's Dysmorphia Exacerbation Clinic, We've been Making The World Hotter Since 2012

E15 - If Vitamin Shops Were Honest

Aired: August 20, 2023

Will Vitamin Shops Really get you swole? Your Swole At Horton's Holistic Vita-World

E16 - If Bachelor Parties Were Honest

Aired: August 27, 2023

It's Bachelor Party Season! Horton's Concerningly Horny Stag Party Planning has you covered for all your bachelor and bachelorette party needs.

E17 - If The Cemetery Industry Was Honest

Aired: September 03, 2023

The Cemetery Industry Makes Dying Even Spookier than it already is. So THIS is what happens to your body after you die

E18 - If Nonprofits Were Honest

Aired: September 17, 2023

What if nonprofits were honest about what they're up to?

E19 - If Skincare Was Honest

Aired: September 24, 2023

Skincare, It's all about making money by destroying society's already low self-esteem.

E20 - If Organic Food Was Honest

Aired: October 08, 2023

If organic food farms were honest, here's what they'd tell you about "eating clean"

E21 - If Frats and Sororities Were Honest (College Greek Life Parody)

Aired: October 15, 2023

College is going to be one of the biggest investments of your life, so why not spend a little extra buying a bunch of friends by joining a frat or sorority?

E22 - If Job Searching Were Honest (LinkedIn, ZipRecruiter, Indeed Parody)

Aired: October 29, 2023

What if the job market was honest about the job search process?

E23 - If Rideshare Apps Were Honest (Uber, Lyft Parody)

Aired: November 05, 2023

If Rideshare Apps Were Honest, here's what they'd say.

E24 - If Amazon Were Honest (Amazon Parody)

Aired: November 12, 2023

If Online Shopping Were Honest, here's what they'd say.

E25 - If Government Tourism Ads Were Honest (Local Tourism Board Parody)

Aired: November 19, 2023

If Local Tourism Ads were honest, here's what they'd say.

E26 - Leonardo DaVinci Had No Idea How Men's Junk Worked

Aired: November 26, 2023

As it turns out, Leonardo DaVinci didn't know anything about men's anatomy, despite depicting it in art like, a lot.

E27 - If Electric Cars Were Honest (Tesla EV Parody)

Aired: December 03, 2023

If electric car commercials were honest, here's how they'd sound.

E28 - If Holiday Movies Were Honest

Aired: December 10, 2023

What if Hollywood were honest about how they make their dumb holiday Rom-com movies? Roger Horton investigates.

E29 - The 12 Days Of Rogemas | Happy Holidays from Honest Ads

Aired: December 17, 2023

Happy Holidays from Honest Ads!

E30 - If Thirst Tweets Were Honest (Twitter, Buzzfeed)

Aired: December 24, 2023

Honest Ads is on hiatus, but please enjoy this bonus content of Roger Reading some extremely honest thirst tweets about him.

E31 - If 2023 Were Honest

Aired: December 31, 2023

Happy New Year from Roger and the Cracked team! See you in 2024.