Aired: January 04, 2016
Gyms: They're the only way you can get fit, aside from all the other ways, and the only place you can get juice, aside from lots of others.
Aired: February 01, 2016
If it's hot out and you're in dire need of refreshment, just grab yourself an ice cold bottle of candy.
Aired: March 21, 2016
It's all about making money by destroying society's already low self-esteem.
Aired: April 25, 2016
Because if anyone needs real talk, it's gamers.
Aired: June 06, 2016
Enough with the maps! We don't even understand their meanings anyway.
Aired: July 04, 2016
Only good marketing could get the entire world addicted to black liquid that raises blood pressure and increases stress.
Aired: August 01, 2016
When are guys going to have to start enduring the rigors of birth control?
Aired: September 05, 2016
Let's just go back to blood-letting and bile drinking already.
Aired: October 03, 2016
They SHOULD tell you, but don't because it's hard to market nightmares.
Aired: October 24, 2016
If you like hamburgers, maybe don't watch this video.
Aired: November 11, 2016
Energy drinks are just like drugs except with cooler colors.
Aired: November 18, 2016
Airlines: Bending you over for the pleasure of soaring 39,000 feet above the earth in a fart-filled tube.
Aired: December 16, 2016
The lottery is a great investment of your hard earned money, but only if you win.
Aired: December 23, 2016
Maybe don't watch this while sitting in your hotel room.