E1 - Calling The Cops

Aired: December 07, 2023

Train guard Lil tracz spends his shift working a rap to re-route his boring life, and beach guard Milton threatens to call the police to move along underage private school boys.

E2 - Self Defence

Aired: December 07, 2023

Wannabe cop Dave Thorne teaches self defence to a recent victim of abuse, and guard Tim has written a love letter for sex worker Jo.

E3 - No Condom

Aired: December 14, 2023

Guard Tim tries his best to get prostitute Jo a good rate with a cheap client, and wannabe cop Dave Thorne gets himself into a tricky situation with a gay man in a highly active gay beat.

E4 - Grill

Aired: December 14, 2023

VIP security driver Clinton Murray makes actor Georgie Parker uncomfortable with a lengthy video message for his mum and beach guard Milton offers to buy some local youths alcohol.

E5 - Headshots

Aired: December 21, 2023

Bouncer Buck is in hot water for making some party goers ingest their entire stash of drugs and driver Clinton Murray asks for Georgie Parker's advice on his acting headshots.

E6 - Do You Have A Heart?

Aired: December 21, 2023

Guard Tim finally tells prostitute Jo his feelings and his dreams sort of come true, and Milton has reached breaking point and shows his heart to the private school kids.

E7 - MC Sook

Aired: December 28, 2023

Things get heated between train guards Lil Tracz and Marko when they discuss who gets the bigger cut of their potential rap money, and bouncer Buck shows off the biggest perk of the job.

E8 - The Bagger

Aired: January 04, 2024

Lil Tracz gets the call, Georgie Parker goes on a wild ride, and wannabe cop Dave Thorne comes face to face with 'The Bagger'.