Joe Cobb is a wealthy child who longs for a baby brother. His nursemaid takes him to the other side where he meets some kids his age (the rest of Our Gang) where Joe offers three dollars for a baby. Farina finds a fellow African-American neighbor woman who lets him mind her infant which he then paints white and sells to Joe. The rest of the gang has set an assembly-line system that washes, dries, rocks, and feeds male and female babies.
Joe
Jackie
Jean
Farina
Horatio
Scooter
Gus, one of Barr's midgets
Amorous nursemaid
Ice Man
Jackie's sister
Party guest
Bonedust
Party guest
Director