E1 - Fun with Debra

Aired: September 22, 2003

Debra talks Ray into letting her join him on the golf course, after she once again realizes that they don't have fun together anymore.

E2 - Thank You Notes

Aired: September 29, 2003

Marie instantly tries to get the upper hand in her relationship with her new daughter-in-law when Amy and Robert return from their honeymoon, but Debra steps in, determined to stop Marie's meddling once and for all.

E3 - Home From School

Aired: October 06, 2003

When Michael stays home from school two days in a row, Ray suspects that he simply hasn't done his homework, but the rest of the family have their own explanation for Michael's sudden aversion to school.

E4 - Misery Loves Company

Aired: October 13, 2003

Debra and Ray are annoyed at the over-the-top affection Robert and Amy are expressing towards each other. In fact, Robert feels compelled to give Ray marriage advice and Amy does the same with Debra at the newly-wed couple's three months anniversary dinner.

E5 - The Contractor

Aired: October 20, 2003

Debra persuades Ray to hire Gianni to do some remodelling in their kitchen, but they both soon regret it due to their friend's laziness.

E6 - Peter on the Couch

Aired: November 03, 2003

After Amy invites her brother Peter to stay for dinner, he makes himself at home on the couch and never leaves.

E7 - Liars

Aired: November 10, 2003

Ray and Debra get caught up in telling lies in order to cover up previous lies. When the lies snowball out of control, Marie picks up the scent and traces everything back to the initial lie.

E8 - The Surprise Party

Aired: November 17, 2003

After Debra's mother suggests throwing Debra an old-fashioned English tea party, Ray reluctantly agrees after she promises to do all the work. When Debra realizes Ray is planning something for her birthday, she suggests changing the theme to a Chinese banquet.

E9 - The Bird

Aired: November 24, 2003

Robert and Amy convince their families to spend Thanksgiving together. When the Barones arrive at the Pennsylvania home of Amy's parents, they find that their differing family traditions encourage lots of lively conversation.

E10 - Jazz Records

Aired: December 15, 2003

When the kids ruin Ray's dictionary, Frank shares the story of how Ray ruined his priced jazz collection. After trying to make amends for his childhood mistake, Ray discovers that he may not have been the culprit.

E11 - Debra at the Lodge

Aired: January 05, 2004

When Debra accepts a position at Frank's lodge to help plan a member recruitment party, Ray begins to resent how much time she is spending away from home.

E12 - Slave

Aired: January 12, 2004

After inadvertently leaving the twins home alone, Ray and Debra are impressed with Ally when she steps up and takes care of the twins until they return.

E13 - Whose Side Are You On?

Aired: February 02, 2004

After realizing that Debra places bets with the kids on his questionable behavioural traits, Ray is insulted that his own children thinks he's a "doof."

E14 - Lateness

Aired: February 09, 2004

Fed up with his wife's constant lateness, Ray leaves Debra at home rather than take her to the ESPY Awards. While Debra is seething over Ray's actions, Marie and Amy get into a heated debate with Frank and Robert when they air their own grievances about their wives' blatant disregard for the time.

E15 - Party Dress

Aired: February 16, 2004

Ray and Debra disagree over whether they should purchase an expensive dress for Ally to wear to a friend Molly's formal 13th. birthday party. Especially since Molly's mom is the woman that Ray loves to hate, Peggy.

E16 - Security

Aired: February 23, 2004

Robert reveals that he has taken a second job selling home security systems, and that he has been asked to join the security firm full-time. But of course, this would mean retiring from the police force early.

E17 - The Ingrate

Aired: March 01, 2004

Debra is hurt when Ray receives an honorary doctorate and thanks everyone except her in his acceptance speech.

E18 - Crazy Chin

Aired: March 22, 2004

Amy's parents put Robert on the defensive when they point out his compulsive habit of touching food to his chin before he eats it.

E19 - The Nice Talk

Aired: April 19, 2004

When the MacDougals are invited to spend Easter with the Barones, the two families attempt to bond over a 500-piece puzzle. While everyone else gets frustrated with the puzzle, Ray and Pat continue working on it until the wee hours of the night while sharing stories about themselves and their families.

E20 - Blabbermouths

Aired: May 03, 2004

When Robert informs Ray that Amy filled him in on some juicy gossip about him, Ray decides to get even with Debra by sharing some nasty secrets of his own.

E21 - The Model

Aired: May 10, 2004

Robert has been discovered. While he and Amy are out buying Chinese food, a modelling agent gives Robert his card. Robert and Amy tells everyone about the modelling opportunity and Robert later goes to the agency for his first profile shoot. Ray, who really wants to meet the models, especially the Swedish kind, accompanies Robert to the agency, but when they get there, everything has mysteriously disappeared.

E22 - The Mentor

Aired: May 17, 2004

A young man named Sam Gilula arrives at Frank and Marie's and everyone is surprised, when he and Frank fondly embrace. Sam explains to Ray and Robert that Frank had been an inspiration and a mentor to him when he was a young lad. The two are understandably in disbelief.

E23 - Golf For It

Aired: May 24, 2004

Robert and Ray end up with the mother of all guilt trips when they decide not to help their mother with a home project. The reason they skip out is so that they can land a prime spot on the golf course, by waiting in line in their car all night.