E1 - Patch Boomhauer

Aired: November 02, 2003

When Boomhauer's brother, Patch, announces he's getting married to Boomhauer's old girlfriend, Hank mistakenly comes to believe that Boomhauer is out to sabotage the wedding.

E2 - Reborn to Be Wild

Aired: November 09, 2003

Hank likes Bobby's new Christian youth group, but not their methods of worship, which include skateboarding and punk rock.

E3 - New Cowboy on the Block

Aired: November 16, 2003

The thrill of an ex-Dallas Cowboy moving onto the block is lost on Hank when the one-time hero breaks neighborhood rules.

E4 - The Incredible Hank

Aired: November 23, 2003

Peggy overdoes it when she secretly slips Hank a testosterone supplement to combat his work-related stress. But he feels great, until he finds out.

E5 - Flirting with the Master

Aired: November 30, 2003

A Latin TV star hires Peggy to come to his home in Mexico to tutor his kids, but Peggy senses his interest is not entirely academic.

E6 - After the Mold Rush

Aired: December 07, 2003

The Hills' house tests positive for mold, found again and again just after Hank enters the home in a local showcase.

E7 - Livin' on Reds, Vitamin C and Propane

Aired: December 14, 2003

Hank and Bobby take an 18-wheeler to Arizona, with Dale, Bill and Boomhauer as stowaways.

E8 - Rich Hank, Poor Hank

Aired: January 04, 2004

Hank's thriftiness and reluctance to talk about money leads Bobby to believe he's wealthy, a rumor that spreads through the neighborhood.

E9 - Ceci N'Est Pas Une King of the Hill

Aired: January 25, 2004

Peggy's entry into the art world is rejected at first, then applauded by a dealer whose promotional method leaves her drawn.

E10 - That's What She Said

Aired: February 08, 2004

A new Strickland employee's constant double entendres delight all but Hank, who considers suing for sexual harassment.

E11 - My Hair Lady

Aired: February 15, 2004

Arlen's hottest new haircutting team is Luanne and Bill, who charms the ladies by pretending to be gay.

E12 - Phish and Wildlife

Aired: February 22, 2004

The boys' annual camping trip is disturbed by a gathering of hippies, who share their food with Bobby and expect sharing in return.

E13 - Cheer Factor

Aired: March 07, 2004

Peggy's aggressive approach as cheerleading coach brings football wins, and a hearing when one routine is deemed offensive.

E14 - Dale Be Not Proud

Aired: March 14, 2004

Dale donates a kidney to Funny Car racer John Force, and makes Hank his representative in all matters while laid up.

E15 - Après Hank, le Deluge

Aired: March 21, 2004

During a flood, Hank's position as emergency-shelter team leader is usurped by Bill when Hank is drafted to watch over a fragile dam.

E16 - DaleTech

Aired: March 28, 2004

Hank's father becomes part of a civilian police patrol, usurping Dale's self-proclaimed title of neighborhood protector.

E17 - How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Alamo

Aired: April 18, 2004

Ignorance of the Alamo in Bobby's Texas History class prompts Hank to help organize a reenactment, but the author's version is revisionist.

E18 - Girl, You'll Be a Giant Soon

Aired: April 25, 2004

Luanne helps Hank protest a grilling competition that bans propane; Peggy negotiates to see an infamous murder site.

E19 - Stressed for Success

Aired: May 02, 2004

Bobby joins his school academic team as the expert in pop culture, but the pressure gets to him.

E20 - Hank's Back

Aired: May 09, 2004

Hank starts taking yoga classes after injuring his back at work; Peggy bags groceries at a mom and pop store that's having a hard time competing against Megalomart.

E21 - The Redneck on Rainey Street

Aired: May 16, 2004

After Connie becomes a victim of reverse discrimination, Kahn gives up his hopes and dreams and embraces the life of a hillbilly.

E22 - Talking Shop

Aired: May 23, 2004

Bobby becomes a peer counselor, but gets personally involved with clients.