E1 - The Perils of Polling

Aired: October 01, 2000

Bobby's act of heroism leads the Hills to a meeting with candidate George Dub-Ya, who turns Hank's vote from sure to tentative with the shake of a hand.

E2 - The Buck Stops Here

Aired: November 05, 2000

Bobby becomes Strickland's personal caddy and picks up some bad habits. Meanwhile, Peggy and Minh compete to donate the most blood.

E3 - I Don't Want to Wait...

Aired: November 12, 2000

As Hank builds coffins for his family, Bobby struggles with the fact that he's still treated as a child even as Joseph laments how awkward adulthood is for him.

E4 - Spin the Choice

Aired: November 19, 2000

Bobby rejects Thanksgiving after history lessons from John Redcorn, who longs to be a real father to his illegitimate son Joseph.

E5 - Peggy Makes the Big Leagues

Aired: November 26, 2000

The Booster Club sends a distraught Hank to talk to Peggy after she fails the football team's star fullback and gets him suspended from the team.

E6 - When Cotton Comes Marching Home

Aired: December 03, 2000

Cash-flow problems plague Hank's father, who's forced to work a menial job on Veterans Day instead of marching in the parade.

E7 - What Makes Bobby Run?

Aired: December 10, 2000

Bobby goes all-out to become school mascot, a high-profile post that suffers a low blow when he avoids a time-honored tradition.

E8 - 'Twas the Nut Before Christmas

Aired: December 17, 2000

Bill counters his holiday loneliness by becoming a generous Santa, attracting a nice single mother and a young slacker who takes advantage.

E9 - Chasing Bobby

Aired: January 21, 2001

Peggy thinks Hank's tears are indicative of a father-son void, but they're really about his truck, which looks headed for pickup-truck heaven.

E10 - Yankee Hankie

Aired: February 04, 2001

While a distraught Hank tries to deal with the fact that he wasn't born in Texas, Cotton and his buddies once again make plans to assassinate Fidel Castro.

E11 - Hank and the Great Glass Elevator

Aired: February 11, 2001

Bill and former Texas governor Ann Richards hit it off after a chance meeting resulting from Hank's reluctant prank in an Austin hotel.

E12 - Now Who's the Dummy?

Aired: February 18, 2001

Bobby's ventriloquist's dummy gets more of Hank's attention than Bobby, but it's Dale who harbors a grudge against the wooden being.

E13 - Ho Yeah!

Aired: February 25, 2001

Unaware that the new employee at Strickland Propane is a prostitute, Peggy becomes her best friend and even offers her a place to stay--Hank's den.

E14 - The Exterminator

Aired: March 04, 2001

Repeated exposure to poisons forces Dale out of extermination and into a desk job that leads him back into extermination--of careers.

E15 - Luanne Virgin 2.0

Aired: March 11, 2001

As Luanne's sponsor in a sexual-abstinence program, Peggy has to testify about her lifetime total of sexual partners--and it's more than one.

E16 - Hank's Choice

Aired: April 01, 2001

When Bobby develops an allergy to Ladybird, Hank builds a doghouse, an elaborate accommodation that's perfect--for Bobby.

E17 - It's Not Easy Being Green

Aired: April 08, 2001

Hank joins Bobby's environmental effort, but only to preserve a long-time cover-up concerning a mishap with Boomhauer's car in high school.

E18 - The Trouble with Gribbles

Aired: April 22, 2001

Dale plans to buy Nancy a face-lift by suing a tobacco company, which countersues--and carelessly bugs his home.

E19 - Hank's Back Story

Aired: May 06, 2001

Wearing a prosthetic rump relieves Hank's back pain, but makes him the butt of friends' jokes as they all prepare for a riding-mower race.

E20 - Kidney Boy and Hamster Girl: A Love Story

Aired: May 13, 2001

Bobby avoids a beating by high schoolers by pretending to be one of them.