E1 - Peggy Hill: The Decline and Fall

Aired: September 26, 1999

Peggy's fate and details surrounding Cotton and Didi's newborn are revealed.

E2 - Cotton's Plot

Aired: October 03, 1999

Freed from a six-week body cast, non-ambulatory Peggy takes physical therapy from Cotton, who drills her military style. Meanwhile, Hank's pals make use of her cast.

E3 - Bills Are Made to Be Broken

Aired: October 24, 1999

Bill is accepting, but Hank isn't, when opposing players lie down to let an injured high-school jock break Bill's touchdown record.

E4 - Little Horrors of Shop

Aired: October 31, 1999

Forced to take a vacation, Hank becomes a substitute shop teacher, and a popular one, rousing jealousy in Peggy.

E5 - Aisle 8A

Aired: November 07, 1999

Hank is the only one home when houseguest Connie has her first encounter with menstruation--and neither knows what to do. Meanwhile, someone has to explain PMS to Bobby.

E6 - A Beer Can Named Desire

Aired: November 14, 1999

Bill meets Cajun relatives and Hank competes for $1 million in a beer promotion at a football game in New Orleans.

E7 - Happy Hank's Giving

Aired: November 21, 1999

Hank's propane-smoked turkey is a casualty in "a war called 'Thanksgiving at the Airport'" as weather stalls the Hills' trip to Peggy's folks in Montana.

E8 - Not in My Back-hoe

Aired: November 28, 1999

Jealous of Hank's new acquaintance, Bill and Dale give Hank an ultimatum, and compound their mistake when they try to make amends.

E9 - To Kill a Ladybird

Aired: December 12, 1999

Bobby's affection for a raccoon brings problems when Hank's dog Ladybird and Dale get into fights with the ersatz pet that could be rabid.

E10 - Hillennium

Aired: December 19, 1999

A propane shortage gives Hank Y2K fears that alter his Christmas-gift plans; Dale's stash of hoarded goods is destroyed by a hamster that he was planning to use for food.

E11 - Old Glory

Aired: January 09, 2000

Bobby keeps mum that his mom wrote the A-plus essay that made him a school star.

E12 - Rodeo Days

Aired: January 16, 2000

Bobby's new calling is rodeo roping, but his first experience with livestock introduces him to an ambition even greater--at least to Bobby.

E13 - Hanky Panky

Aired: February 06, 2000

Hank and Peggy are caught in the middle after Strickland's wife catches him with his girlfriend.

E14 - High Anxiety

Aired: February 13, 2000

Hank becomes the prime suspect in an investigation led by Sheriff Buford.

E15 - Naked Ambition

Aired: February 20, 2000

Bobby's accidental glimpse of a naked Luanne has Joseph yearning to get his own look. But Connie catches them trying to peep, and thinks she's the target.

E16 - Movin' On Up

Aired: February 27, 2000

Luanne moves out and into the house across the alley, where her roommates don't carry any of the load.

E17 - Bill of Sales

Aired: March 12, 2000

Bill becomes Peggy's star--and only--salesman in a health-food sales operation, and his profits net them a trip to a conference in San Antonio, where they must share a room.

E18 - Won't You Pimai Neighbor?

Aired: March 19, 2000

Buddhist monks think Bobby is a reincarnated Lama.

E19 - Hank's Bad Hair Day

Aired: April 09, 2000

After his lifelong barber loses it, Hank turns to Army haircutter Bill, who does a fine job on his first civilian head, but at a Government price, prompting Hank to declare war.

E20 - Meet the Propaniacs

Aired: April 16, 2000

Bobby's impromptu comedy at a propane sale prompts Strickland to send him on the road to entertain at other outlets, leading to a big trade show in front of the Texas propane president.

E21 - Nancy Boys

Aired: April 30, 2000

After joining the Hills for a free romantic dinner, the Gribbles sleep together, and guilt grabs Nancy for cheating on her lover, John Redcorn.

E22 - Flush with Power

Aired: May 07, 2000

Water restrictions prompt Hank to join the zoning board, while Bobby blackmails Kahn for bribing a water-meter reader.

E23 - Transnational Amusements Presents: Peggy's Magic Sex Feet

Aired: May 14, 2000

Peggy's embarrassment about her big feet ends when she meets a fetishist who directs her in a video Hank thinks is dirty, but Peggy approves of--wholefootedly.

E24 - Peggy's Fan Fair

Aired: May 21, 2000

At Nashville's Fan Fair, Peggy accuses Randy Travis of stealing her song, while Brooks & Dunn counsel Bobby about Connie.