E1 - Thy Name Is Woman

Aired: September 05, 2006

The West family is attacked on all fronts by an evil malevolent force.

E2 - Think Yourself A Baby

Aired: September 12, 2006

Van\\\'s sperm becomes the stuff of legend and Munter takes the piss; Hoochie Mama turns it all the way up to 11; and Pascalle gets herself a bloke.

E3 - The Secrets Of My Prison House

Aired: September 19, 2006

Wolf feels violated; Pascalle�s new boyfriend has the hots for an entirely different member of the family; and Loretta and Grandpa repair a few fences and crack a safe.

E4 - This Two-Fold Force

Aired: September 26, 2006

Loretta fights a double-headed parental monster; tries to flout family tradition and may be batting for the other team; and Van and Munter are the Cray Brothers.

E5 - Shall We To The Court?

Aired: October 03, 2006

Jethro puts himself on the stand as Van becomes Sparky�s private fantasy; a Hoochie Mama fantasy gets a man literally crotchless; and Pascalle fantasises about Hayden�s marital intentions.

E6 - The Affliction Of His Love

Aired: October 10, 2006

Three women are prisoners of love � and two men are knights in shining armour.

E7 - All That Fortune, Death And Danger Dare

Aired: October 17, 2006

A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing: Cheryl gets wind of the Big Job, and her attempts to save Van from Wolf and peril have big consequences; and Pascalle decides to share the love and takes up a temporary career in nursing.

E8 - The Steep And Thorny Way To Heaven

Aired: October 24, 2006

Wolf goes to work; Van goes to the rescue and Cheryl goes to purgatory.

E9 - To Be, Or Not To Be

Aired: October 31, 2006

Wolf's disappearance gives everyone a chop to chew on; Cheryl doubts her future with Judd; Pascalle goes bush; and Van fears the wrath of Tyson.

E10 - The Indifferent Children Of The Earth

Aired: November 07, 2006

Cheryl audits her life and Loretta finds she has trusted her education to a worthy opponent.

E11 - Get Thee To Bed

Aired: November 14, 2006

There are all manner of bedfellows, some more unlikely than others.

E12 - By A Brother's Hand

Aired: November 21, 2006

Van tries to buy a dream home and Pascalle finds her dream job. Meanwhile Munter's middle name is Iago; Judd feels like Judas; and Jethro does a Hamlet.

E13 - An Old Man Is Twice A Child

Aired: November 28, 2006

Grandpa's safe cracking attempts nearly bring down the house, and also raise a ghost; and Loretta gets the awful truth about a very important question.

E14 - Fathers, Mothers, Daughters, Sons

Aired: December 05, 2006

If you accidentally sleep with your half-brother, can that be counted as incest?

E15 - Oh God!

Aired: December 12, 2006

When the least likely person finds salvation, Cheryl stands to lose; and Pascalle decides she needs to be born again.

E16 - Now Cracks A Noble Heart

Aired: December 19, 2006

Cheryl is happy at last, but hasn't reckoned on a lone Wolf with big plans.