E1 - Vibracaust

Aired: February 12, 2009

Xavier's sacred mantra brings solace to a sad, pathetic pill popping soul— his own.

E2 - Xavier's Maneuver

Aired: February 19, 2009

Xavier unleashes his revolutionary lifesaving maneuver all up on those who find theyselfs in need of his protection.

E3 - El Tornadador

Aired: February 26, 2009

When Xavier sets him sights on friendship, the Energy Crisis won’t know what hit it in the face.

E4 - Haunted Tonk

Aired: March 05, 2009

Xavier returns to the scene of the crime, his childhood.

E5 - Free Range Manibalism

Aired: March 12, 2009

Xavier lifts homeless vererans up from the filth of the streets and into the filth of their meats.

E6 - Damnesia Vu

Aired: March 19, 2009

When Xavier wakes up with no memories, the power of déjà vu reigns supreme. When Xavier wakes up with no memories, the power of déjà vu reigns supreme.

E7 - Going Normal

Aired: March 26, 2009

Just whenst you most expect it, Xavier’s gratitude starved heart shrieks out “Abandon ye lifequest!” and then wolfs down a steam-filled puddin’ pie of limits.

E8 - Kharmarabionic Lotion

Aired: April 02, 2009

A reporter gets his scoop on Xavier. Here cometh the twist: It turns out to be a scoop of Lotion. It’s pretty cool. Or, did he?

E9 - Damnesia You

Aired: April 09, 2009

Xavier has amnesia.

E10 - Braingea's Final Cranny

Aired: April 16, 2009

When Xavier runs out of desert across which to ramble, he drowns in a sea of completion.