E1 - What Life D-D-Doth

Aired: November 04, 2007

When Burbury, Connecticut is infected with a strange virus, Xavier must use his healing powers to save the town from an evil computer.

E2 - Chief Beef Loco

Aired: November 11, 2007

When a boy named Percy wishes he could impress the Loco's with his mascot outfit, he has Xavier pretend to be him in a costume. The Loco's decide to let Xavier lead them for a while and things get a bit out of hand.

E3 - Weapons Grade Life

Aired: November 18, 2007

A young boy pretends to be God and performs surgeries on people to impress his dad.

E4 - The 6th Teat of Good Intentions

Aired: November 25, 2007

Xavier thinks that 7 babies were abandoned, so he keeps them as his own. Then he finds out that a woman lost 7 babies and Xavier tries to find the criminal, when it is really himself.

E5 - Pet Siouxicide

Aired: December 02, 2007

Xavier surrenders his own freedom for a spoiled child.

E6 - World of Hurt, BC

Aired: December 09, 2007

Xavier goes back in time by smoking and eating bacon in order to discover his origin.

E7 - Bloodcorn

Aired: December 16, 2007

When a factory mix-up turns a town to dust, Xavier must pray for rain.

E8 - Escape From Squatopian Freedom

Aired: December 23, 2007

When Xavier's significant crystal is stolen, he is forced to venture forth into a freedom-mad place named Squatopia where he meets a man who plans to escape from Squatopian freedom with Xavier.

E9 - Signs From Godrilla

Aired: January 06, 2008

Xavier must choose between the heart and the mind.

E10 - Shakashuri Blowdown

Aired: January 13, 2008

The final chapter begends when Xavier meets his match.