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Family Guy - Season 3

Episode List

The Thin White Line (1)
E1 - The Thin White Line (1)

Aired: July 11, 2001

Brian's keen sense of smell gets him a job with the police department.

Brian Does Hollywood (2)
E2 - Brian Does Hollywood (2)

Aired: July 18, 2001

Brian's first job in Hollywood is directing a pornographic film.

Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington
E3 - Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington

Aired: July 25, 2001

The tobacco industry sends Peter to Washington to present a speech about smoking.

One if by Clam, Two if by Sea
E4 - One if by Clam, Two if by Sea

Aired: August 01, 2001

When a hurricane strikes Quohog, everything is destroyed including The Drunken Clam, which is bought out by a Brit who turns it into an English pub. As it happens, pub owner Nigel Pinchley and his family move in next door to the Griffins, and Stewie tries to teach Nigel's Cockney-accented 3-year-old daughter how to speak proper English.

And the Wiener Is...
E5 - And the Wiener Is...

Aired: August 08, 2001

Peter joins a gun club to compensate for his lack of physical assets; Meg becomes the target of the "cool" gang's wrath.

Death Lives
E6 - Death Lives

Aired: August 15, 2001

After a near-death experience on his anniversary, Peter learns the importance of spending time with Lois.

Lethal Weapons
E7 - Lethal Weapons

Aired: August 22, 2001

New Yorkers invade the town in the fall; Lois hones her martial-arts skills.

The Kiss Seen Around the World
E8 - The Kiss Seen Around the World

Aired: August 29, 2001

Meg lands an internship working with the school nerd at a television station.

Mr. Saturday Knight
E9 - Mr. Saturday Knight

Aired: September 05, 2001

Peter decides to pursue his dream career as a knight.

Fish out of Water
E10 - Fish out of Water

Aired: September 19, 2001

When Peter decides to become a fisherman, he takes out a large loan to buy a fishing boat and unwittingly gives up everything he owns as collateral.

Emission Impossible
E11 - Emission Impossible

Aired: October 08, 2001

Lois' pregnant sister inspires her and Peter to have another baby.

To Love and Die in Dixie
E12 - To Love and Die in Dixie

Aired: November 15, 2001

The Griffins are put into the witness protection program.

Screwed the Pooch
E13 - Screwed the Pooch

Aired: November 29, 2001

Peter and Lois go to the Pewterschmidts for the weekend, bringing Brian along. Brian, meanwhile, has some "issues" of his own to work out. Find out if Brian's future is to make puppies or become "less" than he is.

Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... Brother?
E14 - Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... Brother?

Aired: December 06, 2001

While trying to teach Chris about his Irish roots, Peter stumbles upon Nate Griffin, a black man in his family tree. Peter tries to embrace his new-found heritage, but can’t quite get the hang of it. When Lois’ father, Carter Pewtershmidt, sits the Griffin kids down for a look at his family genealogy, a dark secret is uncovered.

Ready, Willing, and Disabled
E15 - Ready, Willing, and Disabled

Aired: December 20, 2001

Joe gets discouraged, losing his self-confidence, after he loses a thief in a chase. Peter wants to help Joe get back to his old self so he volunteers to help train him for the decathlon at the Olympics for handicapped athletes. Peter puts steroids into Joe's drink, pushing Joe on to victory. Meanwhile, Stewie, Meg, and Brian fight over $26.

A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas
E16 - A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas

Aired: December 21, 2001

Christmas comes to Quahog! While Lois attempt to make the holidays perfect for the Griffin family, Peter messes it up. Meanwhile, Stewie learns of Santa Claus’ ability to keep 24-hour surveillance on all the world’s children.

Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows
E17 - Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows

Aired: January 17, 2002

Brian is sentenced to care for a crabby old woman; Peter's beard becomes a home for birds.

From Method to Madness
E18 - From Method to Madness

Aired: January 24, 2002

Stewie attempts a career in show business; Meg dates a nudist.

Stuck Together, Torn Apart
E19 - Stuck Together, Torn Apart

Aired: January 31, 2002

Peter's jealously forces a trial separation; Stewie and Brian get glued together.

Road to Europe
E20 - Road to Europe

Aired: February 07, 2002

Stewie goes to England to take refuge in his favorite television show, while Lois embarrasses Peter at a KISS concert.

Family Guy Viewer Mail #1
E21 - Family Guy Viewer Mail #1

Aired: February 14, 2002

Viewer mail inspires three stories in which Peter loses his bones, the Griffins gain superpowers, and Peter and his friends appear as eight-year-old "Little Rascals."

When You Wish Upon a Weinstein
E22 - When You Wish Upon a Weinstein

Aired: December 10, 2004

The day that Peter buys volcano insurance is the day that Lois becomes fed up with their constant money problems.