E1 - Best Dressed Burglars

Aired: September 26, 1998

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals”, we’ll witness joy riding teenagers desperately in need of drivers Ed, some best dressed burglars, and a scenario worse than just getting your hand stuck in a toilet.

E2 - Man vs. Machine

Aired: September 26, 1998

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a criminal getting away more evil than Knievel, an insider theft of diamonds big enough to choke on and a relentless battle of man vs. machine.

E3 - Funeral Flare-Up

Aired: October 03, 1998

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a small town getting terrorized by a big pig, a hard hitting reminder of why should always wear a helmet and a flare-up at a funeral home.

E4 - Home Exterminator

Aired: October 10, 1998

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a home exterminator ridding a house of valuables, a camera catching a burglar literally breaking and then entering and a criminal who got the shaft before court.

E5 - Rookie Robbery

Aired: October 17, 1998

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness two rookie robbers starting a life of crime, a lady who holds a full mink coat in her stretch pants and a liquor store robber whose plan is 100 proof stupid.

E6 - Restroom Robber

Aired: October 24, 1998

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a criminal you might mistake for an action star, a man caught in the women’s restroom and a guy looking to meet girls by breaking into cars.

E7 - Squirreled Away

Aired: October 31, 1998

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness some serious squirrel coaxing, an ATM that became an ATV when bank robbers went on the road and a man who hopes no one knows what goes on behind closed doors.

E8 - Singing for Supper

Aired: November 07, 1998

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a huge divide of loot when you bring everyone you know on a caper, a group of officers that make criminals sing for their supper and a clever way to break into a store.

E9 - Private Peeping Tom

Aired: November 14, 1998

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a peeping Tom protective over his territory, a drunk driver who leaves a lasting impression that leaves him high and dry and a man wired on more than nicotine.

E10 - Stealing Stinks

Aired: November 21, 1998

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a man who broke into a van and got more than he bargained for, a robber who could use a pale and shovel for his disguise and a guy who literally reeks of guilt.

E11 - Stool Pigeon

Aired: November 28, 1998

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a parrot that might really be a stool pigeon, some teenagers out in the middle of the night and the world’s slowest car chase.

E12 - Half-Baked Burglary

Aired: January 16, 1999

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness what happens when a guy has a half-baked idea to steal a bread truck, a major mistake with a major appliance that stops a crook cold and much more.

E13 - Bumper Crop

Aired: January 23, 1999

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness someone trying to make their mark, a photo-happy proud pot-grower and someone who skimps on the expense of a full-time getaway driver.

E14 - On Thin Ice

Aired: January 30, 1999

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a crook sliding on thin ice before a major slip-up, a wakeup call for criminals to select a new career and much more.

E15 - Meter-Maid Rescue

Aired: February 06, 1999

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a guy choosing a strange way to make up with his girlfriend, the underestimated crime-fighting force of meter-maids and much more.

E16 - Chimney Surprise

Aired: February 13, 1999

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a few criminals who try to play “Santa” and dive down a chimney, a cab driver who gets the best of a passenger and a man who should have just called a ride.

E17 - Pot Pup

Aired: February 20, 1999

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a pup with some pot whose owners get collared, law enforcement’s cool new invention and a thief with a flood of problems.

E18 - Picture Perfect

Aired: February 27, 1999

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a developing case of picture perfect stupidity, a clumsy duct-dwelling criminal with nowhere to vent his anger and a dope two time zones from his destination.

E19 - Sticky Fingers

Aired: March 06, 1999

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a criminal who missed his exit by a long shot, a criminal-tagging pizza boomerang and some misguided fellows who turn themselves in after a wrong turn.

E20 - Houdumbi

Aired: March 13, 1999

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a getaway plan based on running in a circle, a silly crook whose magic trick earns him the name Houdumbi and a blockhead in a cell who regrets passing a note.

E21 - Saucy Saga

Aired: May 01, 1999

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a toilet-bound wrench-wielding sector of society, a man in his birthday suit caught by an undercover officer and the saucy saga of a man saved by a grocery item.

E22 - Whose Got Mail?

Aired: May 08, 1999

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a mailman hungry for birthday cards, a man intoxicated by his molotov cocktail and a canine officer with a story that’d be a mistake to ignore.

E23 - Need a Lift

Aired: May 15, 1999

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a couple getting more than their belongings back, a cop that helps a criminal with his pants and a fella who can’t recall his unforgettable night.

E24 - Short Fuse

Aired: May 22, 1999

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a criminal with a handful of dynamite and a short fuse, a crook getting familiar with license plates before jail and a sure-fire accident waiting to happen.

E25 - Diaper Boy

Aired: May 29, 1999

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a video proving the escalator won’t be the only thing going down, a camera showing more than bears in the woods and a diaper-fitted criminal who earns a spanking.

E26 - Sleepy Service

Aired: June 05, 1999

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a robber counting cash while a waitress counts sheep, some guys who would rather not wait for a sale and much more.