E1 - Chapter One: As You Wish

Aired: June 29, 2020

When I was your age, television was called books.

E2 - Chapter Two: The Shrieking Eels

Aired: June 30, 2020

I’ve hired you to help me start a war. It’s a prestigious line of work with a long and glorious history.

E3 - Chapter Three: The Cliffs of Insanity

Aired: July 01, 2020

I don’t mean to pry, but do you have six fingers on that right hand of yours?

E4 - Chapter Four: Battle of the Wits

Aired: July 02, 2020

Never go in against a Sicillian when death is on the line.

E5 - Chapter Five: Life Is Pain

Aired: July 03, 2020

Anyone who says differently, is selling something.

E6 - Chapter Six: The Fire Swamp

Aired: July 06, 2020

I’m not saying I’d like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.

E7 - Chapter Seven: The Pit of Despair

Aired: July 07, 2020

I've got my country's five hundredth anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and Guilder to frame for it. I'm swamped.

E8 - Chapter Eight: Ultimate Suffering

Aired: July 08, 2020

Who kills Prince Humperdinck? At the end? Somebody’s got to do it!

E9 - Chapter Nine: Have Fun Storming the Castle!

Aired: July 09, 2020

Mawidge… Mawidge is what bwings us togewer today.

E10 - Chapter Ten: To the Pain!

Aired: July 10, 2020

Since the invention of the kiss, there have been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind.